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"Kill A Burgler!"

Wahey. We can legally kill someone!

That's the way my brain thinks, anyway.

So I walk into the shop today and see on almost every newspaper, YOU CAN KILL A BURGLAR! or something like it..

But what if you fancy killing someone just for fun..
You freak out, then think, "Oh yes! The law has just told me I can murder someone in my home!"
So then you drag them into your house and tell them that you caught them trying to steal your stuff, so panicked, grabbed a knife and stabbed them. Or a hard enough blow to the head with a baseball bat. I'm so tempted to use it now.. >:-)

Or what if some crazy man is living alone and has the posty come one mornin (kinda like that Milkman flash animation). Grabs him, kills him, says he was trying to steal stuff.

Correct if I'm wrong on the whole killing burglars thing, please, because I won't get it right otherwise.

:-)

Grix Thraves wrote:
> If all else fails, plead insanity. That's what I'm going to do anyway.

Judge: 'How do you plead?'
Grix: 'I'm insane.'

*Judge reads UKchatforums*

Judge: 'OK then.'

I wouldn't go to all that hassle, I'd either eat it or bin it.

The story on the news yesterday morning made me laugh. It was demonstrating a case where excess force was used.

Basically some guy waited for the burger, mmmmmmmmmm, to come into his house. He then caught him and tied him up, and then proceeded to beat him sh*tless. Just to finish things off, he threw him in a hole and set him on fire!

He got prosecuted, believe it or not!

good good :)
i think i'll quit while i'm ahead and go watch some cartoons...

But raised a genuine smile :)

That's so mean!!

English_Bloke wrote:

> Got to go watch a chick flick with my lass, which'll last about and
> hour and a half. Then have sex, which'll last...make up your own
> punchline.

why bother? the sex will be joke enough.

;P

But we know the sordid truth, Grix.

If all else fails, plead insanity. That's what I'm going to do anyway.

Ms NY wrote:
> Gee, thanks. I could really use your advice sometimes, bloke.

Ok...a little worried, but ok.

Got to go watch a chick flick with my lass, which'll last about and hour and a half. Then have sex, which'll last...make up your own punchline.

You're never on MSN anymore so I can't give advice unless you post a topic about it.

Have to go now.