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Can you think of 3 sh*tstains on Human existance that deserve each other more?
> She's alright...until you realise she went out with Gary Glitter round
> about the time she was 15.
blimey, he left that one late.
That woman and the blouses she wore gave me a reason to get up in the morning for months on end.
Nazi -'Erm, well, I'm God, and I rock'
Richard - 'Cheers mate!'
When Macenzie Crook and co-writer of Office (no name in head, sorry) were on, Richard called them both 'mate' every' 5 words. I was screaming.
I'd rather watch a married couple snipe and b!tch at each other for fifteen minutes than a faceless happy "made for TV" couple. Like Johnny "Not Funny" Vaughan and Denis "Should really be in an occupation involving wearing a tabard" Van Outen. Sure she's hot, but some of the cleaners I've known have been too.
Not that I actually watch TV mind............
[edit]I have however seen Richards Ali G urine take, and that was inspired.
Did old p!ss-face "to shaft" Kilroy revert to his old ways and shunt Judy off the end of the couch while screwing his 'understanding' face on?
Judy: shaaaakkkeeeey shaaaakkkeey so.... youooooooooooo have anewp
Richard: Yep Yep new party
Kilroy: Yeeeeeeeeees, it's Latin for tanned bellend.