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"News monkey not very bright?"

Sith - Myth

Dringo wrote:
> Are you saying Shakespeare, Milton, Donne and Wordworth are not that
> "bright"?

Congrats, spastic

Revenge Of The Cliff (Richard)

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> "Revenge of the Myth"
>
> Doesn't really tickle my funnybones. By all means prove me wrong and
> come up with a better headline, my brainwrongs outweighed my
> brainrights this morning.

myth rhymes and so yes, he is thick.

Smith.

The article says that nothing rhymes with Sith.

Myth and Sith, in literary terms, is described as a half rhyme. Shakespeare, Milton, Donne and Wordsworth have all used them.

Are you saying Shakespeare, Milton, Donne and Wordworth are not that "bright"?

"squeezing out one of the most highly anticipated PS2 games ever."

Ah but from which orifice(sp?)?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Mr Bitter. Did the door hit your ass on the way out?

I seem to be unable to escape SR's revolving door at the moment, hence me working here for another week until I go back to uni.

I think my Gran Turismo 4 metaphor more than makes up for the lack of witty Star Wars headline. [URL]http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/n_3358-news.html[/URL]

As the weekend draws closer, you'll see more and more ridiculous and possibly slanderous comments from the increasingly bored News Monkey.

Was it a clean door?