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"Comedy for Grown-ups Part II"

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"That's my belly button."

" I reclined with a sigh, and played with her hair while she attempted to rip the skin off of my member through sheer suction. She was like the inverse of a hurricane, that one."

The way they describe some of the stuff, it's genius!

The Dads' rule in these stories

'Good job pleasing her, son!'

A true father.

As long as you don't know him!

phi11ip wrote:
> "I was on my back on her bed propped up. My girlfriend was going
> down on me. She stopped for a minute and started with her hands. It
> was an awkward angle. It was a lot of tension.
>
> I came on my own face. "
>
> That made me properly 'lol!'

I was about post the very same.

The belly button one was the best, how could you honestly mistake them?

The Dad comments are the best!

"Also deciding to be the nice dad, he figured he'd let my fiancée orgasm (she's pretty vocal) before calling from halfway down the stairs: "Pizza's here. By the way son, good job at pleasing her too." and proceeded to go upstairs and go to bed."

"I was on my back on her bed propped up. My girlfriend was going down on me. She stopped for a minute and started with her hands. It was an awkward angle. It was a lot of tension.

I came on my own face. "

That made me properly 'lol!'

Lying there naked on the cold wooden floor with my leg twisted... possibly the worst moments of my life. Just thought I'd share.

I remember that story - you were trying to put it in and got caught.

I only have bad story, which I told last time.

It involved scary girlfriend's mum, jumping around naked and sliping on a dressing gown.

Pandaemonium wrote:

>
> Don't forget to mention that he was wearing a dress.

D'you know, I'd gotten so used to that fact that I'd forgotten all about it.

Should I mention that his parents AND his younger sisters found him?