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I've been moving rooms in my house, sorting out all my old things, when I come upon something I can't seem to remember doing at all.

It's an old school project entitled "Mr Bump's Guide to Domestic Violence" with a big title and a picture of Mr Bump himself on the cover.

"Hi! I'm Mr Bump! I'm always falling over and getting hurt, so I'm used to cuts and bruises. BUT ARE YOU?"

I think I've always had a really twisted sense of humour, if a little odd.

Heh, I didn't read teh bit about it being a school project, so I thought it was an actaul book.

Shame, sounds wonderful.

Grix Thraves wrote:

> "Hi! I'm Mr Bump! I'm always falling over and getting hurt, so
> I'm used to cuts and bruises. BUT ARE YOU?"

That actually made me "laugh out loud". I have even created a visual image in my head too.

cookie monster wrote:
> I beat up my wife ALL the time.

Burns up a lot of calories.

I hear it's number 6 in the weight watchers top 10.

I love finding old stuff

I had a picture in the local paper of me playing football, I used to hang it on my wall and one day it went missing.
Turns out my brother was angry at me so attacked me face with a drawing pin, panicked and threw it in an old box of my stuff.

Little git.

I beat up my wife ALL the time.

I've been moving rooms in my house, sorting out all my old things, when I come upon something I can't seem to remember doing at all.

It's an old school project entitled "Mr Bump's Guide to Domestic Violence" with a big title and a picture of Mr Bump himself on the cover.

"Hi! I'm Mr Bump! I'm always falling over and getting hurt, so I'm used to cuts and bruises. BUT ARE YOU?"

I think I've always had a really twisted sense of humour, if a little odd.