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"Caption Contest"

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Go ahead.

Horse: "I need some coke, love."
Horse with grey hair: "Here take some direct."

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Horse with grey hair: "Here whats all this S and M about."
Horse: Don't let this muzzle fool you.

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Horse with grey hair: "It's against the court order, but can we ride each other?"

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Horse with grey hair: "You know you're a reall pain in the ass."

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Horse with grey hair: "I'm dying for a pisss. Where d'you go? Oh, on my shoes."

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Horse: "Grab that guys camera. People are gonna take the pisss out of me if I'm caught with you, slaagg.

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Horse with grey hair: "*whispers*"
Horse: "One, clop yes, two clops no."

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Na, YH's = best.

I win

Woman tries blend-into-door-with-camouflage-tactic, with no prevail.

The horse couldn't help feeling that she got a poor deal from this husband-swapping idea. Farmer Jane insists it was keepsies.

horse inspects two way mirror with suspicion

"honey i think i should have got the spot on my nose checked yesterday!"

SHEEPY wrote:
> " Why the long face? "
> " Neeerrr why the saggy knockers "

Best one by far!

mattributé wrote:
> i think mine wins.

Seconded.

Simple and extremely effective.

"the first cross bred siamese twins"