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"I want one of those!"

Ok cast your mind back to the very start of Max and Paddy....

Max and Paddy go out on the pull dressed as sailors...they pull...and take the two birds back to theirs...Paddy gets it onnnn and Max offers the other bird a drink.

He pulls out two telescopic cups/glasses..

Now, I want those glasses!!

[URL]http://www.mensgiftshop.com/acatalog/Take_It_Outside.html[/URL]

Bit like them.

Any ideas?? Anyone?

The problem with those cups is that, when you've had them a while, they work loose... and have a tendency to collapse themselves while your drink is in them.

Trust me on this one!

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> What do you call a telescope that doesn't telescope?
>
> Binoculars.
>
> Well, no.
> Half some binoculars, perhaps.
>
> But what do you call half some binoculars?
> Monoculars?
>
> Yus, I think so.

More likely a monocular then.

I shall buy you some then.

cookie monster wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> What do you call a telescope that doesn't telescope?
>
> Binoculars.

Well, no.
Half some binoculars, perhaps.

But what do you call half some binoculars?
Monoculars?

Yus, I think so.

Didn't say they were, I just wanted to know where you got them.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> What do you call a telescope that doesn't telescope?

Binoculars.

You can get them EVERYWHERE. They're not a new fangled gadget.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I want telescopic underwear



So you can see it???

What do you call a telescope that doesn't telescope?

You can get them in most crappy plastic tourist places as well.
Although they usually have half-rubbed-off logos of something you can't quite make out, and some other stuff that could be writing on the bottom.