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"Celebrity BB"

Had the misfortune to catch a part of this last night. I caught it just after Whaddyacallher Stalone was introduced. Any credibility this progamme once had (It had none. I've just invented some so I can take it away again) is now zero.

He he. We'll introduce, titter, Bridget Neilsons ex mother in law, he he he, as a suprise. Snigger, Neilson and Jackie, titter HATED each other when she was married to Sylvester so it'll cause sparks to fly. Hehehehe as a further humiliation, we'll *guffaw* get Neilson to warm her toilet seat, and warm her bed.

Why didn't they just get Les Dennis in, and loop "your marrage failed, your marrage failed" in a sing song voice constantly for added chuckles.

You could argue that these "celebrities" deserve everything they get. And you would be right, but it doesn't change the fact that anyone finding entertainment in this appallingly manipulative, voyeristic excuse for a programme deserves to be dragged by a horse over broken glass.

On a side note, imagine waking up next to Jackie after a night on the lash? It'd be like looing into the abyss, and cthulhu looking back. And smiling.

Anyone who finds such demeaning bullsh*t entertaining should be shot between the eyes.

This one's actually quite entertaining.

Not the Live shows obviously, but the 9 o'clock catch-ups.

Have managed to somehow miss this shitfest, and I shall now go and do a dance on my lawn to celebrate.
Personally, I'd watch "normal" Big Brother if it was a Stanford Experiment type of deal instead of 15minuters barking like sea lions and trying to justify their existence.

Haha!

BB are so cruel.

Jackie Stallone is a f**king freak, sad auld git

Pandaemonium wrote:
Any credibility this progamme once had (It had none. I've just invented some so I can take it away again) is now zero.


Ahahaha, now that is brilliant.

Pandaemonium wrote:

> Why didn't they just get Les Dennis in, and loop "your marrage
> failed, your marrage failed" in a sing song voice constantly for
> added chuckles.

AAAAHAHAHAHAA!!
how delightfully savage :D

Whose kids will be hardest though? You should start training them up (mentally, as they don't exist yet) already, think of tactics, strategies, attack and defence plans. If your kid loses his first fight, he grows up retarded - that's scientific fact.

monkey_man wrote:
> Are mini-Light and Mini-Pandae going to have playdates?

That's a frightening thought.

monkey_man wrote:
> Are mini-Light and Mini-Pandae going to have playdates?

No. They're going to have nightmares....