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Anyone else sat down to a film, taken a couple of beers with you just to keep the old whistle wet. And just as it's about to start you realise it has Leo De-wankrio in it and have to throw the entire tv and video out the window?

How many more trips to curries will I need!

His heart will go oooooooooooooooooooon

DeCaprio is a chancer, with the face of a well fed tweenager and zero talent.
It takes no effort to be "Mini-Rain Man" in Gilbert Grape, Basketball Diaries was laughable and Titanic ruined boat movies forever.

I don't really care how many directors DiCaprio has 'worried' to get all these great roles.

He is and always will be an idiot with no talent.

I'm not a liar, so I won't admit to being jealous - although I really do admire that 'I'm so cute, but still can't act' thing he has going.

Oh and I'd be willing to bet you were drunk when you wrote that original response.

Drunk on your love for Leo perhaps?

Michael Corleone wrote:
> you eejit, what are you on about? Leo Nardo Di blah blah, i would
> suppose youve seen him in only Titanic. which was a monstoroty, but
> what about "Whos eating Gilbert Grape" he was Brilliant in
> that. "BAsketBall diaries"... "THIS BOYS LIFE"
> with De Niro, maybe instead of just turning off and narrowing your
> mind even more, you should watch some of his films and hide your
> green eyed jelousy somewhere where it cant surface i.e in your
> BEhind. PLUS by your thinking (of not watching any DeCaprio film)
> you wont be watching Scorseses' Gangs of New York.

'(.)'


My friend, you won't like The Gangs of New York, regardless of whether Ladyboy DeCaprio is in it or not.

It ain't Goodfellas, it ain't Mean Streets.
Think Age of Innocence mixed with Barry Lyndon.

Plus DeCaprio looking like he's wearing a grown-ups clothes and stick on beard.

Liam Neeson is pretty good though

you eejit, what are you on about? Leo Nardo Di blah blah, i would suppose youve seen him in only Titanic. which was a monstoroty, but what about "Whos eating Gilbert Grape" he was Brilliant in that. "BAsketBall diaries"... "THIS BOYS LIFE" with De Niro, maybe instead of just turning off and narrowing your mind even more, you should watch some of his films and hide your green eyed jelousy somewhere where it cant surface i.e in your BEhind. PLUS by your thinking (of not watching any DeCaprio film) you wont be watching Scorseses' Gangs of New York.

'(.)'

You eejit. What about 'Whos eating Gilbert Grape', 'this boys life' with De Niro, 'basketball diaries'... and this was before he was even 20. You really should try to widen your mind, by A)not turning off your television whenever he popps up, and B)by puting your greeen eyed jelousy somewhere where it cannot surface. i.e your BEhind
PLUS i dont expect you'll be watching Martin SCorsese's Gangs of New Yok, because DeCaprio is there.

oh well never mind, there is always Sandra Bullock and Miss Con*******y.

'(.)'

I find myself agreeing with Mr Funk on this one.

I also find myself allergic to

Hugh "er..um...er.." Grant
Julia "widemouth frog" Roberts
Adam "Funny voice make me funny" Sandler
and my personal nemesis..

Jude Law

Go check out any A.I images to see Law looking like a big gay member of Kraftwerk.

I've lost count the number of times I've tried to turn the tv off with my face when he oils into view.

:-)

Not I! I'm fortunate enough to have the good sense to read the back of the box to see who's in a film before I'll rent it. :-p

Anyone else sat down to a film, taken a couple of beers with you just to keep the old whistle wet. And just as it's about to start you realise it has Leo De-wankrio in it and have to throw the entire tv and video out the window?

How many more trips to curries will I need!