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I hear the hoover™©® going - even though it's a Dyson™©®
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
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I hear the hoover™©® going - even though it's a Dyson™©®
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
You shouldn't kill spiders. That's bad karma.
I just place this loud pipey thing next to them - no blood my hands.
What the Dyson does to their frail bodies is the Dyson's business - although, thanks to the nice clear dust chamber, I can be a guilt-free viewer.
What the Dyson does to their frail bodies is the Dyson's business - although, thanks to the nice clear dust chamber, I can be a guilt-free viewer.
phi11ip wrote:
> You shouldn't kill spiders. That's bad karma.
And itll rain *looks out window* someone has killed a lot of spiders lately
> You shouldn't kill spiders. That's bad karma.
And itll rain *looks out window* someone has killed a lot of spiders lately
You wimp. Just pick them up and put them outside.
Well that wouldn't have been me. I always think that it's good luck if a spider is waiting for me in the works sink after the Xmas break.
... and there he was, waiting to be rescued, which I kindly did :)
... and there he was, waiting to be rescued, which I kindly did :)
FFF, Sleepy has more balls then you! As does a mate of mine who's a eunuch.
Last time I saw a spider I got one of my BB Guns out and started hunting it. I couldn't see it against my black carpet, so I was also forced to use a bright hand-lamp to see it.
Anyone would think I had a bloody immigrant crawling beneath my PC desk.
Anyone would think I had a bloody immigrant crawling beneath my PC desk.
Is is bad that I run screaming when I see a spider on my celling?
Not at all.
Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
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