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I hear the hoover™©® going - even though it's a Dyson™©®
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
But whatever.
It's almost midnight.
This can only mean one thing.
Someone's found a bloody massive spider sitting after their bed.
As happens every few months in our house.
Just squatting on the ceiling ... ready to drop on your fase .... or get sucked in to whirling cyclonic oblivion ... depending on whether you can bear the sight of yourself getting nekkid under lamp light.
*scans every corner of the room*
spider paranoia ... 8-legged prima-donna ... fat + furry freak-show horror ...
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Timmargh wrote:
> Is it just me or do spiders look like a mini-stickman rugby scrum?
they didn't before.. but i like the way you think m'man!
> Is it just me or do spiders look like a mini-stickman rugby scrum?
they didn't before.. but i like the way you think m'man!
I do hate moths more than anything.
There's really no need for them to fly straight at your fase as soon as they see you. It's just mean.
I don't mind spiders, don't get me wrong, I'd just rather not go to sleep with a massive hairy (...so many words could fit in here) hanging over me.
Which is just common sense, really.
There's really no need for them to fly straight at your fase as soon as they see you. It's just mean.
I don't mind spiders, don't get me wrong, I'd just rather not go to sleep with a massive hairy (...so many words could fit in here) hanging over me.
Which is just common sense, really.
Forza wrote:
> Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
I can't fault that.
I spent three hours on night during summer (if you can call it that, damn rain) hunting two moths in my room with a towel.
When I opened the door to put one of them down the toilet, anotehr two flew into my room.
And I always get spiders crawling around ont eh wall/floor.
Spiders are almost as bad, but at least they'requiet, so if you have your eyes closed and one appears iny our room (as if by magic), you don't know it's there until you open your eyes.
Moths on teh other hand attack you and make loud noises near your ears.
> Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
I can't fault that.
I spent three hours on night during summer (if you can call it that, damn rain) hunting two moths in my room with a towel.
When I opened the door to put one of them down the toilet, anotehr two flew into my room.
And I always get spiders crawling around ont eh wall/floor.
Spiders are almost as bad, but at least they'requiet, so if you have your eyes closed and one appears iny our room (as if by magic), you don't know it's there until you open your eyes.
Moths on teh other hand attack you and make loud noises near your ears.
Forza wrote:
> Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
Amen to that. I once spent 30 minutes spider hunting. It was a massive mother too, and it kept hiding under my bed. Whenever I would move the bed it would move with it, so I had to flush it out with a hockey stick. Then I lost it in all the wires behind my TV so I just started mashing at it randomly. Eventually it scuttled out (ugh) and i thwacked that mofo into oblivion. I hate spiders, it's their legs, there are too many of them and they're too long.
> Spiders and moths - the creatures of Satan.
Amen to that. I once spent 30 minutes spider hunting. It was a massive mother too, and it kept hiding under my bed. Whenever I would move the bed it would move with it, so I had to flush it out with a hockey stick. Then I lost it in all the wires behind my TV so I just started mashing at it randomly. Eventually it scuttled out (ugh) and i thwacked that mofo into oblivion. I hate spiders, it's their legs, there are too many of them and they're too long.
Is it just me or do spiders look like a mini-stickman rugby scrum?
phi11ip wrote:
> You shouldn't kill spiders. That's bad karma.
'my nan had a saying... i can't exactly remember it, but the jist of it was "kill spiders, get cancer" so i don't f**k about with them'
> You shouldn't kill spiders. That's bad karma.
'my nan had a saying... i can't exactly remember it, but the jist of it was "kill spiders, get cancer" so i don't f**k about with them'
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I just place this loud pipey thing next to them - no blood my hands.
> What the Dyson does to their frail bodies is the Dyson's business -
> although, thanks to the nice clear dust chamber, I can be a
> guilt-free viewer.
I like your way of thinking :)
*shudders*
*then checks ceiling*
> I just place this loud pipey thing next to them - no blood my hands.
> What the Dyson does to their frail bodies is the Dyson's business -
> although, thanks to the nice clear dust chamber, I can be a
> guilt-free viewer.
I like your way of thinking :)
*shudders*
*then checks ceiling*
Thats some David Copperfield sheet!
Yeah, I programmed a robot to post for me to pretend im hardcore.
How strange that this would be the second automated response.
How strange that this would be the second automated response.
I don't believe you.
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