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"Comedy for grown ups"

[URL]http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2588[/URL]

Warning: it's rude, and it won't make sense to most of you. I'll tell you about it when you're older. It's damn funny anyway. My favourite?

"Who're you?"

"After a furious 15 minute session of hide the Salami, my buddy Mike unzips the sleeping bag by his head (he was having oxygen deprivation at this point) to realize that it is 10am and people are out fishing, boating, and enjoying watching a sleeping bag twitch around like an epileptic caterpillar."

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"She spent the next five minutes running away from her own a*****e."

Somethingawful is one of the funniest places on the internet, their photoshop threads can have me in tears by page two (I don't mean the front page, the actual forum threads where the artwork originates are a whole load funnier). It costs about £6 to sign up to be able to post there, but I think you can at-least read GBS without having to pay.

"The people are on the deck drunk as hell and partying...and all cheering us on like we were some sort of show. I really didn't know what to do, but all of a sudden I kind of smirked and kept at it...I'm the shy type but what else would I do? My girlfriend stopped me soon after and said we should leave, a horrified look upon her face... She cried the whole way home."

"I tried to warn her. "ugh, I think I'm gonna..." Being my first time I wanted to try every position so at the moment of lift-off she was on top, facing away from me. I put my hands on both of her buttocks and in a panic I pushed (I thought, gently), and she went flying like the Coyote in a Roadrunner cartoon. Her arms pin-wheeled and her legs kicked out. "

Best laugh all week.

"An ear to ear chinstrap".

How i laughed.

Haha

About this time last year I was staying over at my girlfriends one night, considering I hardly got any (time alone) with her I was in my element.

Cue mid shag and the front door starts making noises. Now her room was right next to the front door and her mum would have cut my balls off... so I panicked when she mentioned it could be her parents. I jumped about in sheer terror, slipped on her silky dressing gown thing and went crashing towards the ground.

Turns out it was the postman, then she told everyone. I cried.

Bwhahahha. Brilliant. It's a while since I've read somethingawful due to work, but realise why I miss it so much.

And me?

"The embarrassing part of this story I guess would have to be the fact that two of my friends have both said that this Ashley girl was the size of my futon, and that she looked like she had rammed her face into a wall several times. My only excuse is that I was drunk."

Yup. I've been there. My mate phoned his sister in law (my now fiance) to laugh at me and the fat ginger I'd slept with. My only saving grace was I was *so* drunk, I couldn't perform, yet managed other things.

the horror, the horror. Still brought up at parties, I still curl up with embarassment...........

[URL]http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2588[/URL]

Warning: it's rude, and it won't make sense to most of you. I'll tell you about it when you're older. It's damn funny anyway. My favourite?

"Who're you?"