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"Buying Chers"

Hi, I'm interested in buying some Chers, or just one Cher at the very least. I'm only 11, and while quite obviously gay, am not sure if this is legal.

I could ask my parents, but they'd probably castrate me with some nail clippers for being as I am. Please help me out ... my best friend, this 40-year-old guy who sleeps behind our back fence, says you can only rent a Cher for about an hour or a pop (in this case, I'm not quite sure what a pop is, but my friend gave me our special look when he said it)

But I don't want to rent a Cher.
I want to buy some Chers of my very own, and keep them all under my bed. Can you get one from each era, do you think?

Oh Cher, I want to buy you good.

gerbil man wrote:
> Popping? After 40 minutes?
>
> [URL]http://img123.exs.cx/img123/1822/movinggayby4vy.gif[/URL]

I shouldn't laugh at that when it was aimed at me, but meh.

Well, the thread was sinking rather fast, that's all.

Heh, parody strikes back.

Popping? After 40 minutes?

[URL]http://img123.exs.cx/img123/1822/movinggayby4vy.gif[/URL]

I'm popping this thread because I like it.

Meh.

Hi, I'm interested in buying some Chers, or just one Cher at the very least. I'm only 11, and while quite obviously gay, am not sure if this is legal.

I could ask my parents, but they'd probably castrate me with some nail clippers for being as I am. Please help me out ... my best friend, this 40-year-old guy who sleeps behind our back fence, says you can only rent a Cher for about an hour or a pop (in this case, I'm not quite sure what a pop is, but my friend gave me our special look when he said it)

But I don't want to rent a Cher.
I want to buy some Chers of my very own, and keep them all under my bed. Can you get one from each era, do you think?

Oh Cher, I want to buy you good.