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A cat dies and goes to Heaven, God meets him at the gate and says
You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.
The cat says,
Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.
God says,
Say no more. And instantly a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said.
All our life we've had to run. We've been chased by cats,dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run any more.
God says,
say no more.
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks,
How are you doing? Are you happy here?
The cat yawns and stretches and says.
Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the Best!
I created that when i was bored one afternoon, raining out :'(.
You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.
The cat says,
Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.
God says,
Say no more. And instantly a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said.
All our life we've had to run. We've been chased by cats,dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run any more.
God says,
say no more.
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks,
How are you doing? Are you happy here?
The cat yawns and stretches and says.
Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the Best!
I created that when i was bored one afternoon, raining out :'(.
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A cat dies and goes to Heaven, God meets him at the gate and says
You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.
The cat says,
Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.
God says,
Say no more. And instantly a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said.
All our life we've had to run. We've been chased by cats,dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run any more.
God says,
say no more.
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks,
How are you doing? Are you happy here?
The cat yawns and stretches and says.
Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the Best!
I created that when i was bored one afternoon, raining out :'(.
You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.
The cat says,
Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.
God says,
Say no more. And instantly a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said.
All our life we've had to run. We've been chased by cats,dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run any more.
God says,
say no more.
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks,
How are you doing? Are you happy here?
The cat yawns and stretches and says.
Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the Best!
I created that when i was bored one afternoon, raining out :'(.
Be careful not to mix up the words 'created' and 'stole'
It's a tricky one, I know. Just try to remember.
It's a tricky one, I know. Just try to remember.
God had the same problem.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> God had the same problem.
Hahaha.
> God had the same problem.
Hahaha.
FFF wins this round i feel :)
Let's play: Which site did he take it from?
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Im disappointed in you Cal.
The blatant plaguerism is disgraceful, but respect for Tphi for showing it up!
I have a bizarre cat story....many years ago a friend of mines cat had kittens. Unbeknownst to hime one of the little blighters had curled up to sleep in a pile of laundry.....needless to say after 2 hours in the tumble drier the sight was not pretty....the kitten was turned inside out, needless to say the washing was ruined.......I'm just glad I didn't see it or have to clean it up.....I think I would have just threw out the drier....eurgh
forkboy68 wrote:
> I have a bizarre cat story....many years ago a friend of mines cat had
> kittens. Unbeknownst to hime one of the little blighters had curled
> up to sleep in a pile of laundry.....needless to say after 2 hours in
> the tumble drier the sight was not pretty....the kitten was turned
> inside out, needless to say the washing was ruined.......I'm just
> glad I didn't see it or have to clean it up.....I think I would have
> just threw out the drier....eurgh
*Pop* for Lucy...
> I have a bizarre cat story....many years ago a friend of mines cat had
> kittens. Unbeknownst to hime one of the little blighters had curled
> up to sleep in a pile of laundry.....needless to say after 2 hours in
> the tumble drier the sight was not pretty....the kitten was turned
> inside out, needless to say the washing was ruined.......I'm just
> glad I didn't see it or have to clean it up.....I think I would have
> just threw out the drier....eurgh
*Pop* for Lucy...
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