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"Two months. 2. F**king Months."

That's how long Alonso will be out for. Just because that Stevie wannabe Lamps decided he couldn't be bothered with tackling fairly and thought Roman had paid Mike Riley for all decisions, not just those in the penalty area.

Two months without one of our top performers this season. Ridiculous. I think Chelsea should give us Joe Cole on loan as a replacement. And fine Lamps 19 months wages and tell him to get better hair and stop talking in that stupidly high gay Londoner voice and stop pretending he's the best English midfielder around and to stop kidding himself that he'd be a regular in the England set-up if Scholes hadn't retired.

I hate Lampard. And Tiago. And Pires. And Ruud. And Kewell. And most of all, I hate Mike Riley.

Rant over.

Wasnt it Alonso's poor pass that led to gerrard getting injured at OT?

what goes around comes around :P

I hope you weren't telling me to shut up; I'm as distressed as anyone that Alonso got injured - I'm just thankful that it wasn't Stevie, although that is scant consolation.

Rafa will sort it though. He always does.

You can shut up too. I'm not in a banter mood over Xabi's injury, and if you are lakers, then you should know I do.not.joke about the Panther-Like Man's leg break.

Stryke wrote:

I hate Lampard. And Tiago. And Pires. And Ruud. And Mike Riley. And most of all, I hate Joe Cole.
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:)

And considering he's playing top flight football at both club and international level.

For god sake didn't you read the post i put explaining it was a JOKE. Let me break it down into bite size chunks

J....O....K....E

understand now?


I think i'm going to have to put footnotes under my posts explaining everything because obviously i'm over-estimating people's ability to understand what i thought was basic english

Kawada wrote:

> He's Spanish, bunch of weaklings the lot of them along with the
> french.

Hardly a weakling considering he played for 5 mins after the injury.

Stryke wrote:
> And as for the retard with the stupid faux-Japanese name who takes a
> swipe at Cisse - shut up and go drown yourself.

It's Lakers you muppet and secondly it was a joke i would have thought it was plainly obvious. Next time i'll put a big old sign next to it in big capital letters marked JOKE so you can tell the difference. There was me thinking you were the king of the banter, surely you should have recognised that :-D

imgodatfm2005 wrote:
> do u have fm2005?

no, why?

I would have got it, but i'm in the last year of my degree and need a little spare time to get my work done :)

Stryke wrote:
> I don't you people twisting the point of this thread away from what a
> disgrace of a footballer Lampard is.

Aha. Yeah, real disgrace he is.... ^o)