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Pretty good. More funny than scary.
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Yes.
Am I the only one that thought this film was terrible?
I love it when a plan comes together.
However, it's better when me and my girlfriend do. :D
However, it's better when me and my girlfriend do. :D
Hedfix, you jsut ruined all of the hilarity FFF created.
And that's a difficult job to do.
And that's a difficult job to do.
The Spielbarf one
Hedfix wrote:
> Yes. There's also a hilarious bit where a soldier brings back his ho'
> and the dogs won't stop sniffing her crotch.
>
> One of the dogs ends up as lunch for the vietcong.
>
> Another is shot by a wild man and turned into a toupe for a young
> John Kerry.
What Dog Soldiers were you watching?
> Yes. There's also a hilarious bit where a soldier brings back his ho'
> and the dogs won't stop sniffing her crotch.
>
> One of the dogs ends up as lunch for the vietcong.
>
> Another is shot by a wild man and turned into a toupe for a young
> John Kerry.
What Dog Soldiers were you watching?
Yes. There's also a hilarious bit where a soldier brings back his ho' and the dogs won't stop sniffing her crotch.
One of the dogs ends up as lunch for the vietcong.
Another is shot by a wild man and turned into a toupe for a young John Kerry.
One of the dogs ends up as lunch for the vietcong.
Another is shot by a wild man and turned into a toupe for a young John Kerry.
Is it about three street-dogs who dream of the better life, so join up in the army (by, hilairously, standing on their back legs and wearing big coats) to prove themselves. They end up fighting in 'nam and save the day.
"I guess ..." mused Johnny, the stump of his legs finally stopping bleeding, after one of the dogs had used his final breath to bite the stumps and staunch the flow, "Dogs really are man's best friend."
Including the heart-warming and side-splitting scene where Fido gets caught licking his own balls, and teaches the whole platoon how to do it, and when Rover launches into an amazingly patriotic speech about never letting your country down, as the American national anthem drones on in the background.
Despite being a German Shepherd, he meant every word of it.
also featuring the greatest made-for-posters one-liners ever:
*Dogs are people too!
*This ain't no kennel club, son!
*Those men out there need our help. It is time, my canine friends, for the most important game of fetch of your lives.
*Gun, or stick?
I must write this down.
Oh ... wait, just did.
"I guess ..." mused Johnny, the stump of his legs finally stopping bleeding, after one of the dogs had used his final breath to bite the stumps and staunch the flow, "Dogs really are man's best friend."
Including the heart-warming and side-splitting scene where Fido gets caught licking his own balls, and teaches the whole platoon how to do it, and when Rover launches into an amazingly patriotic speech about never letting your country down, as the American national anthem drones on in the background.
Despite being a German Shepherd, he meant every word of it.
also featuring the greatest made-for-posters one-liners ever:
*Dogs are people too!
*This ain't no kennel club, son!
*Those men out there need our help. It is time, my canine friends, for the most important game of fetch of your lives.
*Gun, or stick?
I must write this down.
Oh ... wait, just did.
I liked the dog.
Yep, great OTT decent english muckabout gorefest.
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