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A few years ago, a bush goes on fire in front of some bloke called Moses, and it's considered a miracle.
It happens nowadays all the time - and hey, it's not just single bushes, it's entire forests - and it's considered a natural disaster.

Granted, the bush spoke to Moses. But he'd probably been drinking or something.

luscious_limey wrote:
> I agree its blasphemy is nothing sacred any more
> Set lite to yourslf chippzero
> do us all a favor

haha you could have just pressed the edit post button to fix that mistake but i just you wanted the extra post

Forza wrote:
> Granted, the bush spoke to Moses. But he'd probably been drinking or
> something.

No no no, Gordon (Gord for short) was behind the bush talking to him.

Moses went and told people Gord had spoke to him from a burning bush, but he had a sore throat from inhaling all the smoke, so everyone thought he was saying "God".


And parting the Red Sea? Moses just happened to have a tide-timetable handy at the time, but he forgot to tell people, so they thought he did it.

chippxero even

I agree its blasphemy is nothing sacred any more
Set lite to yourslf chippzero
do us all a favor

Puddin™ wrote:
> meh?

.. a great point, well made.

Forza wrote:
> That's because you're an idiot.

charming

That's because you're an idiot.

I hear voices all the time and then burn things. But i don't get called a prophet. I get abuse from the people when i am burning their plants.

it's not fair

meh?

Get out of my sight, blasphemer.