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"Oh Mercy ..."

If I'm ever in the position of being allowed one final meal, it'll be one whole Sainsbury's Luxury Chocolate Yule Log.

Mercy me ... sweet, sweet chocolatey goodness.
Easily the best thing I've ever tasted that you can buy in shops.

Screw dinner tomorrow, just ten of these and several gallons of milk and I'll be happy. Happier than I've ever been before.

MMmmmmmmmm .... log.
Brown, sticky log.
o-ho-ho

Anywho ... hope the customary anti-climax isn't too depressing for you all. I expect to see you all around 3 or 4 o'clock, when things have settled down into a familiar sense of 'welll ... there we go then ... '

I thought my colon looked all shiny and clean.

Beware of the bear traps.

I'm so far up my own ass I can see next years turkey being digested.

The thing is if I don't become rich by the age of 30 I'll rob a bang.

FACT

The irish can do it.

Je suis ne irish. le irish are willys. je suis anglais

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> > I'm so far up my own ass

Oh, so it's you that's joining me up here. I wondered...

You never enter, that's probably (probably, but it might not be) the reason why you never win. I suppose you'll have a good chance this time ... with me not being able to enter and all.

This is amazing.
I'm so far up my own ass I can just roll around by poking my appendix. Full circle indeed.

I never win. Pick me next time or i'll stick with the drugs and never be seen again.

*emotional blackmail*

Argh, I know.
As much as I love winning, I hate making the new title.

Although if I didn't win, it would have been an outrage. The world would have ground to a painful halt and people would just stop, fall to their knees, and sob into the pavement.

Yesyes, you always win.
But you can't win too much, hence everyone else gives up.

Same as ever only I've lost the motivation.

I was thinking the same thing.

We can't have sex loads of times with everyone hence AIDS.

We can't use too much eleccy hence global warming.

We can't eat tons of choco without downing a gallon of milk hence no happyness.

Eeee Nomad what were you thinking?! Oh well. me = winnar in some way.

Well that explains a few things.
I should be contantly happy from all the chocolate I eat.

Ah well, I'll never give up the milk. It is my one true love.

Staying long this time, J'T?

Endorphins don't work properly in chocolate if you drink milk. Oh well. T'is the season of good willys.

Puddin™ wrote:
> I think i'm the only female who don't like chocolate.

no, no.. i know one too..
but you're definitely a rarity, may i sell tickets to see you? :D