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Just imagine it if you will...
4:30 AM, Triple H tries to sneak downstairs to open the presents early. Vince and Linda catch him and make him go to bed.
7:00 AM, the whole household is awoken by an ear-splitting, un-godly shrill sound. vince springs up and grabs a steel chair expecting to have to take out some burglars. It soon becomes apparent though that this was a false alarm. It was just Stephanie singing herself back to sleep with some Christmas Carols.
9:00 AM, everyone in the house is up. Triple H has quickly unwrapped his presents, the highlights of which were a golden sledgehammer from Batista, a jumbo-sized pack of johnnies from Ric Flair and the WWE Title from Vince. Triple H tries to encourage everyone else to open their presents as quickly as possible so he can go and play with his. Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up 'Katie Vick' doll...
10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into this rubbish.
12:00 AM, dinner is served and, just like Linda's acting ability it is somewhat wooden. Also like Vince's favourite stroyline's, it's tasteless. Vince makes a joke about stuffing a nice plump bird. Only HHH laughs.
3:00 PM, Vince is asleep on the sofa. Stephanie begs her mother to give her and HHH just one small present between them next year, the WWE.
5:00 PM, Triple H has consumed most of the alcohol and is having fun with Stephanie's present. He throws some left over turkey at Shane and shouts something about 'doing her brains out'. Shane goes to his room to play his new Gamecube Game, Day of Reckoning.
6:00 PM, the whole room have decamped to Shane's room for a multi-player bash on Day of Reckoning. Vince has declared 'Winner and Hunter stays on rules'. Shane sits in the corner looking unimpressed.
8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how the game was meant to be played.
10:00 PM, the fight has now thankfully calmed down and the whole family sit down to watch telly.
10:05 PM, a fight has broken out over the remote.
Merry Xmas all...
4:30 AM, Triple H tries to sneak downstairs to open the presents early. Vince and Linda catch him and make him go to bed.
7:00 AM, the whole household is awoken by an ear-splitting, un-godly shrill sound. vince springs up and grabs a steel chair expecting to have to take out some burglars. It soon becomes apparent though that this was a false alarm. It was just Stephanie singing herself back to sleep with some Christmas Carols.
9:00 AM, everyone in the house is up. Triple H has quickly unwrapped his presents, the highlights of which were a golden sledgehammer from Batista, a jumbo-sized pack of johnnies from Ric Flair and the WWE Title from Vince. Triple H tries to encourage everyone else to open their presents as quickly as possible so he can go and play with his. Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up 'Katie Vick' doll...
10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into this rubbish.
12:00 AM, dinner is served and, just like Linda's acting ability it is somewhat wooden. Also like Vince's favourite stroyline's, it's tasteless. Vince makes a joke about stuffing a nice plump bird. Only HHH laughs.
3:00 PM, Vince is asleep on the sofa. Stephanie begs her mother to give her and HHH just one small present between them next year, the WWE.
5:00 PM, Triple H has consumed most of the alcohol and is having fun with Stephanie's present. He throws some left over turkey at Shane and shouts something about 'doing her brains out'. Shane goes to his room to play his new Gamecube Game, Day of Reckoning.
6:00 PM, the whole room have decamped to Shane's room for a multi-player bash on Day of Reckoning. Vince has declared 'Winner and Hunter stays on rules'. Shane sits in the corner looking unimpressed.
8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how the game was meant to be played.
10:00 PM, the fight has now thankfully calmed down and the whole family sit down to watch telly.
10:05 PM, a fight has broken out over the remote.
Merry Xmas all...
Lucy Jane wrote:
> Conga you have WAY to much time on your hands..
Correction, I have way too little work over the Xmas period.
> Conga you have WAY to much time on your hands..
Correction, I have way too little work over the Xmas period.
Conga you have WAY to much time on your hands..
Cong_Man wrote:
> Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up
> 'Katie Vick' doll...
Pure Genius!
> Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up
> 'Katie Vick' doll...
Pure Genius!
Lol...well most paragraphs have been quoted but it was all good :) I was wondering who was going to fill the void now that DW is gone, he usually did some SRW/WWE Christmas joke thing didn't he? Well Cong Man has answered my question, well done!
Cong_Man wrote:
> 10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with
> empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family
> by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into
> this rubbish.
Heh.. liked that one. Good post. :D
> 10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with
> empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family
> by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into
> this rubbish.
Heh.. liked that one. Good post. :D
lalakersrule wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> 8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around
> 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of
> just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him
> and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how
> the game was meant to be played.
>
>
> This was my favourite :-D
Mine too. Ever thought of making it into a short comedy, Cong-Man?
> Cong_Man wrote:
> 8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around
> 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of
> just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him
> and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how
> the game was meant to be played.
>
>
> This was my favourite :-D
Mine too. Ever thought of making it into a short comedy, Cong-Man?
>Only HHH laughs.
... brilliant.
fine post my man, and indeed, merry christmas/happy holidays/whatever P.C phrase you like/etc :)
have a good one peoples!
... brilliant.
fine post my man, and indeed, merry christmas/happy holidays/whatever P.C phrase you like/etc :)
have a good one peoples!
Cong_Man wrote:
> 8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around
> 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of
> just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him
> and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how
> the game was meant to be played.
This was my favourite :-D
> 8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around
> 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of
> just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him
> and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how
> the game was meant to be played.
This was my favourite :-D
Did you know that if you happen to sit near Shane McMahon in an arena during a WWE event and you kick up enough of a fuss, Shane will pay you to leave?
Loved the post too. I liked the presents and the dinner bit. Vince's favourite storylines are tasteless...
Loved the post too. I liked the presents and the dinner bit. Vince's favourite storylines are tasteless...
Just imagine it if you will...
4:30 AM, Triple H tries to sneak downstairs to open the presents early. Vince and Linda catch him and make him go to bed.
7:00 AM, the whole household is awoken by an ear-splitting, un-godly shrill sound. vince springs up and grabs a steel chair expecting to have to take out some burglars. It soon becomes apparent though that this was a false alarm. It was just Stephanie singing herself back to sleep with some Christmas Carols.
9:00 AM, everyone in the house is up. Triple H has quickly unwrapped his presents, the highlights of which were a golden sledgehammer from Batista, a jumbo-sized pack of johnnies from Ric Flair and the WWE Title from Vince. Triple H tries to encourage everyone else to open their presents as quickly as possible so he can go and play with his. Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up 'Katie Vick' doll...
10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into this rubbish.
12:00 AM, dinner is served and, just like Linda's acting ability it is somewhat wooden. Also like Vince's favourite stroyline's, it's tasteless. Vince makes a joke about stuffing a nice plump bird. Only HHH laughs.
3:00 PM, Vince is asleep on the sofa. Stephanie begs her mother to give her and HHH just one small present between them next year, the WWE.
5:00 PM, Triple H has consumed most of the alcohol and is having fun with Stephanie's present. He throws some left over turkey at Shane and shouts something about 'doing her brains out'. Shane goes to his room to play his new Gamecube Game, Day of Reckoning.
6:00 PM, the whole room have decamped to Shane's room for a multi-player bash on Day of Reckoning. Vince has declared 'Winner and Hunter stays on rules'. Shane sits in the corner looking unimpressed.
8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how the game was meant to be played.
10:00 PM, the fight has now thankfully calmed down and the whole family sit down to watch telly.
10:05 PM, a fight has broken out over the remote.
Merry Xmas all...
4:30 AM, Triple H tries to sneak downstairs to open the presents early. Vince and Linda catch him and make him go to bed.
7:00 AM, the whole household is awoken by an ear-splitting, un-godly shrill sound. vince springs up and grabs a steel chair expecting to have to take out some burglars. It soon becomes apparent though that this was a false alarm. It was just Stephanie singing herself back to sleep with some Christmas Carols.
9:00 AM, everyone in the house is up. Triple H has quickly unwrapped his presents, the highlights of which were a golden sledgehammer from Batista, a jumbo-sized pack of johnnies from Ric Flair and the WWE Title from Vince. Triple H tries to encourage everyone else to open their presents as quickly as possible so he can go and play with his. Stephanie is miffed that her present from Triple H was a blow up 'Katie Vick' doll...
10:00 AM, all the presents are open and the floor is covered with empty boxes and shreds of wrapping paper. Shane entertains his family by doing elbow drops off the top of Vinces 50ft Christmas Tree into this rubbish.
12:00 AM, dinner is served and, just like Linda's acting ability it is somewhat wooden. Also like Vince's favourite stroyline's, it's tasteless. Vince makes a joke about stuffing a nice plump bird. Only HHH laughs.
3:00 PM, Vince is asleep on the sofa. Stephanie begs her mother to give her and HHH just one small present between them next year, the WWE.
5:00 PM, Triple H has consumed most of the alcohol and is having fun with Stephanie's present. He throws some left over turkey at Shane and shouts something about 'doing her brains out'. Shane goes to his room to play his new Gamecube Game, Day of Reckoning.
6:00 PM, the whole room have decamped to Shane's room for a multi-player bash on Day of Reckoning. Vince has declared 'Winner and Hunter stays on rules'. Shane sits in the corner looking unimpressed.
8:00 PM, a fight has broken out over an argument revolving around 'Day of Reckoning'. Apparently Vince has been employing tactics of just hitting the punch button repeatedly so no-one can get near him and do the flashy moves. Vince, in his defence, thought this was how the game was meant to be played.
10:00 PM, the fight has now thankfully calmed down and the whole family sit down to watch telly.
10:05 PM, a fight has broken out over the remote.
Merry Xmas all...