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"Taking lazy to a new extreme."

My horroscope today said a conversation while doing last minute shopping would take my love life in a new direction.

After work I headed into town to, you guessed it, do some last minute shopping.

Getting off the metro I see a girl from school I've not seen for years, who's nice looking and really friendly. I was standing right next to her... and I still didn't say anything to her. I just turned my iPod off and kept walking.

Either I'm as lazy as everyone thinks I am or I'm freakin' gay or something.

It's still in the plastic wrapping. I guess it's softcore, he bought it from Virgin (and he's only 17!) It was a secret Santa thing, he swapped with someone so he could get me a Gollum toy (we all have nicknames at work and I'm Smegol) but he couldn't find one on the night and had to resort to pornography instead.

Got some funny looks from my manager...

I don't approve of mates sharing porn.

" Oh I had a cracking hand shandy with this one... actually those pants aren't white... it's just y'know...splurt "

Na. And a lot of the girls in porn are no where near as nice as some of the girls I know anyway. I'm just lazy.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> On the up side, I did get some porn for Christmas from a mate at work.
> It's locked in my drawer there right now, waiting for me. Virgins in
> White Pants or something it was called. Classic.

You could be addicted to porn?

It's a medically accepted condition now, where men become so hooked on porn that no 'real' woman can possibly live up to their expectations. I reccomend that you consult your GP.

On the up side, I did get some porn for Christmas from a mate at work. It's locked in my drawer there right now, waiting for me. Virgins in White Pants or something it was called. Classic.

Damn right, if for instance you were at a pub or club then you would be a fool not to try.

That's exactly my point. Though I would've had something to talk to her about (what she's been doing the past two years) and even somewhere to invite her (the pub later on tonight since a few of us are going) I still couldn't be bothered...

Depends what she is saying?

If she tells you about emotional problem and shopping then you're a gay friend... even if she doesn't you probably are anyway.

Sometimes I can't be bothered chatting up or flirting with people, not as if they're going to suck me off right there so why bother with them?

And I thought people called me gay for a joke...

Now I'm going to cry.

Does receiving texts from a beautiful young lady afterwards make me any less gay? Or does it make me her "gay friend"?

Lord of Gaygeordieland