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"Bowling"

I'm going tonight.

I'll probably win.

Last two times I've been to the one near my house I've had to buy drink for underage people. Had to admit to that when I was being questioned by the police, and more recently the kid I was buying it for sat and drank it right in front of the bar anyway.

Last time I was at the bowling I managed to drink a whole round of drinks as I was the only one who had I.D. Bouncer came up after we got the drinks.

I was only 16 and the stupid bouncer couldn't count, mwaha ha.

My friends stole some bowling pins. I got into a lot of arguments here with some idiots who said it wasn't OK to lie to the police to protect your friends.

Sure, if they raped and murdered someone I'd think about it, but grassing up my mates over two stolen bowling pins and a couple of smashed bus shelters?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Ah, bowling. Didn't do it for 12 years, then when I did I got
> arrested. But I did pretty well that time, and the time after, and
> the time after that. Especially considering I don't actually bowl, I
> just hurl it down. An American would see what I do and laugh, but I
> can't be bothered to change my ways.
>
> But bowling's not where it's at; the driving range is where I found a
> skill I shouldn't have - being able to hit golf balls. Out of four of
> us I was the only one to pick it up and demonstrate just a little
> ability.

And you got arrested for what?

Ah, bowling. Didn't do it for 12 years, then when I did I got arrested. But I did pretty well that time, and the time after, and the time after that. Especially considering I don't actually bowl, I just hurl it down. An American would see what I do and laugh, but I can't be bothered to change my ways.

But bowling's not where it's at; the driving range is where I found a skill I shouldn't have - being able to hit golf balls. Out of four of us I was the only one to pick it up and demonstrate just a little ability.

ßulle†† wrote:
> Pfft, him and his Petrol-in-a-diesel-engine ways...

Hehe.

The Hibernator wrote:
> When I went to watch "The Village" I originally went to go
> ten-pin bowling. Why did I end up watching a film? 'Cos the man at
> the door to the Hollywood Bowl wanted ID! ID to go bowling!

What a nob. You should have glassed him.

sweet tooth wrote:
> is this topic a joke or do you all go bowling ?

First time I've been in years.

I'm only going so I can show everyone how much of a legend I am.

paint balling not boring ! bowling is to me !

satans little helper wrote:
> No but really, you and i both know who's gonna win. Plus he'll be
> gloating about it for ages.
>
>
> Pfft him and his new bowling ball. Pfft.

Pfft, him and his Petrol-in-a-diesel-engine ways...