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Everything about this screams "Sunday afternoon lightweight crime comedy-drama, starring John Nettles and Martin Clunes, in formulaic good cop/comedy relief cop roles designed for maximum efficiency across the Sunday afternoon demographic of elderly people and middle-aged spastics and their kids". The bloke even co-operated fully, it says so in those exact words. If it was me I would have rigged up some sort of cannon to at least get some use out of the damn thing. Now *that* would make good viewing - Police standoff with 'Cannon-Man': Live!
"We're here live on the scene of a standoff with local hero 'Cannon-Man', as negotiators try to calm him do..." *BOOOOOM* *assorted screams*
Everything about this screams "Sunday afternoon lightweight crime comedy-drama, starring John Nettles and Martin Clunes, in formulaic good cop/comedy relief cop roles designed for maximum efficiency across the Sunday afternoon demographic of elderly people and middle-aged spastics and their kids". The bloke even co-operated fully, it says so in those exact words. If it was me I would have rigged up some sort of cannon to at least get some use out of the damn thing. Now *that* would make good viewing - Police standoff with 'Cannon-Man': Live!
"We're here live on the scene of a standoff with local hero 'Cannon-Man', as negotiators try to calm him do..." *BOOOOOM* *assorted screams*
Forza wrote:
> Ah, but more Americans.
> So it's more important.
important needs replacing with 'entertaining' or 'funny' :D
> Ah, but more Americans.
> So it's more important.
important needs replacing with 'entertaining' or 'funny' :D
SHEEPY wrote:
> More people die in Iraq
Ah, but more Americans.
So it's more important.
> More people die in Iraq
Ah, but more Americans.
So it's more important.
monkey_man wrote:
> What happened to all the terror-bombs we were promised? And the
> stabbings? And the terror-bombs that terror-stab you?
>
> Maybe, just maybe, all the journalists that report complete b0110cks
> in the news, are off for their Christmas hols, leaving nobody to run
> the bu11sh1t machine?
I wanted a massacure in the news at christmas time. But the lazy terrorists are just sitting around. There have been so many good opertunities (spelling?) this year for a good bombing but they have failed to come up with the goods.
Athens Olympic Games opening cerimony was begging for a bomb.
Any international football game get some "famous" people and a load of people.
the news would have been so much more entertaining. (well not for all the people in the crowd and their familys but i just think it's stupid they didn't bomb these events)
> What happened to all the terror-bombs we were promised? And the
> stabbings? And the terror-bombs that terror-stab you?
>
> Maybe, just maybe, all the journalists that report complete b0110cks
> in the news, are off for their Christmas hols, leaving nobody to run
> the bu11sh1t machine?
I wanted a massacure in the news at christmas time. But the lazy terrorists are just sitting around. There have been so many good opertunities (spelling?) this year for a good bombing but they have failed to come up with the goods.
Athens Olympic Games opening cerimony was begging for a bomb.
Any international football game get some "famous" people and a load of people.
the news would have been so much more entertaining. (well not for all the people in the crowd and their familys but i just think it's stupid they didn't bomb these events)
What happened to all the terror-bombs we were promised? And the stabbings? And the terror-bombs that terror-stab you?
Maybe, just maybe, all the journalists that report complete b0110cks in the news, are off for their Christmas hols, leaving nobody to run the bu11sh1t machine?
Maybe, just maybe, all the journalists that report complete b0110cks in the news, are off for their Christmas hols, leaving nobody to run the bu11sh1t machine?
The news has been boring this week.
Blunkett
More people die in Iraq
Will it be a white Christmas?
Blunkett
More people die in Iraq
Will it be a white Christmas?
... [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4115297.stm[/URL]
Everything about this screams "Sunday afternoon lightweight crime comedy-drama, starring John Nettles and Martin Clunes, in formulaic good cop/comedy relief cop roles designed for maximum efficiency across the Sunday afternoon demographic of elderly people and middle-aged spastics and their kids". The bloke even co-operated fully, it says so in those exact words. If it was me I would have rigged up some sort of cannon to at least get some use out of the damn thing. Now *that* would make good viewing - Police standoff with 'Cannon-Man': Live!
"We're here live on the scene of a standoff with local hero 'Cannon-Man', as negotiators try to calm him do..." *BOOOOOM* *assorted screams*
Everything about this screams "Sunday afternoon lightweight crime comedy-drama, starring John Nettles and Martin Clunes, in formulaic good cop/comedy relief cop roles designed for maximum efficiency across the Sunday afternoon demographic of elderly people and middle-aged spastics and their kids". The bloke even co-operated fully, it says so in those exact words. If it was me I would have rigged up some sort of cannon to at least get some use out of the damn thing. Now *that* would make good viewing - Police standoff with 'Cannon-Man': Live!
"We're here live on the scene of a standoff with local hero 'Cannon-Man', as negotiators try to calm him do..." *BOOOOOM* *assorted screams*