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"My dad ..."

... just sent me a text message that read:

"I thought I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it, but when I looked closer I realised it said 'Thick Cut'."

This thread started out funny, but then descended into retardedness because no-one managed to get the joke.

Timbo's real name is obviously 'Rick Cut'...

might just be a silent N

The thing is, munn, I don't know if you're being serious or not.

oh dear

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> ... but your name is Tim.

I think he knows that.

Hence why he didn't realise it said THick Cut until he got closer.


They both begin with T.
Dads are senile.

That'll be the problem.

RoJ wrote:
> Ah, Dad quotes. Sitting beside my mobile one day.
> "Pass us over that remote control, will you?"

:D

Me too, brother.




Also, his flip top phone rang, he closed it and started talking into it:
"hello?!" X 6.

He later explained he thought that if you can answer it by opening it, then the opposite was true.

... but your name is Tim.

My dad's favourite joke...

Bill n Ben was in the bath and Bill said 'flobba lobba lob' and Ben said..if that smells i'll kill ya!

Ah, Dad quotes. Sitting beside my mobile one day.
"Pass us over that remote control, will you?"

lol...