The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
..."defines excitement", according to the I,Robot DVD advert. So I suppose that's "'G' if for 'Yo, wussup G'", or "'O' is for 'Oh hell no'"?
Worst. Advert. Ever.
Worst. Advert. Ever.
Page:
mikelar wrote:
> My favorite bit is when the robot exclaims: "I DID NOT BUM
> HIM!!"
*puts thread in favourites*
> My favorite bit is when the robot exclaims: "I DID NOT BUM
> HIM!!"
*puts thread in favourites*
cipro wrote:
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
Thousands? Where do you walk?
The middle of the M25?
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
Thousands? Where do you walk?
The middle of the M25?
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> In one of the shorter adverts it's just 3 shots of the car. That's it
> - nothing about the film, just the car.
> I wonder why ...
Truth - it's an Audi ad, through and through.
> In one of the shorter adverts it's just 3 shots of the car. That's it
> - nothing about the film, just the car.
> I wonder why ...
Truth - it's an Audi ad, through and through.
My favorite bit is when the robot exclaims: "I DID NOT BUM HIM!!"
The irony of this is fabulous. I would have expected the makers of I-Robot to be great at advertising things.
In one of the shorter adverts it's just 3 shots of the car. That's it - nothing about the film, just the car.
I wonder why ...
I wonder why ...
cipro wrote:
> Apparently the action “Hits you at a thousand miles per hour”. Having
> not had the luxury of being hit by something at a thousand miles per
> hour I can only guess what this feels like, though I’d assume it
> doesn’t feel like much as being hit at such a speed would most
> definitely kill you instantly.
>
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
Genius. If we were allowed sigs, you'd be quoted.
> Apparently the action “Hits you at a thousand miles per hour”. Having
> not had the luxury of being hit by something at a thousand miles per
> hour I can only guess what this feels like, though I’d assume it
> doesn’t feel like much as being hit at such a speed would most
> definitely kill you instantly.
>
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
Genius. If we were allowed sigs, you'd be quoted.
nah they should have said 'see how much shocking advertising we do in this rubbish film'
cipro wrote:
> Apparently the action “Hits you at a thousand miles per hour”. Having
> not had the luxury of being hit by something at a thousand miles per
> hour I can only guess what this feels like, though I’d assume it
> doesn’t feel like much as being hit at such a speed would most
> definitely kill you instantly.
>
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
I've read that before. Was it Maddox?
> Apparently the action “Hits you at a thousand miles per hour”. Having
> not had the luxury of being hit by something at a thousand miles per
> hour I can only guess what this feels like, though I’d assume it
> doesn’t feel like much as being hit at such a speed would most
> definitely kill you instantly.
>
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it
> explodes you in a shower of blood, brains and snot that smear the
> road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on your entrails and
> cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
I've read that before. Was it Maddox?
cipro wrote:
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it explodes you in a shower
> of blood, brains and snot that smear the road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on
> your entrails and cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
What superb descriptive powers you have.
> What they should have said was “With action that hits you so fast it explodes you in a shower
> of blood, brains and snot that smear the road for ten miles, causing other cars to skid on
> your entrails and cause a pile up that leaves dozens dead and thousands more injured”.
What superb descriptive powers you have.
Page: