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"My last post on acting - I promise"

'Til 2005 anyway...

I just wanna conclude that my pantomime went a complete success. We've had injuries, and arguments, two cast members expelled, but we've finished.

Last night was our final performance of "Hans, The Witch, And The Gobbin". We had a full house, and it was well-received.

My favourite memory from these last two weeks was when our Princess (played by the gorgeous Jo) asked the audience what they thought Hans wanted from her. In the end she gives him a kiss. But one day, an eight-year-old shouted "He wants to finger you." It was pretty funny.

Anyway, that's it, I'll shut up now. Sorry Stance, for that above rude bit.

cheers.

Probably.
Women like them clueless.

And that would be why you're single

Kibitzer wrote:
> Rule No1 with women:
>
> Never EVER argue :-D

That's all very well and good until you realise that women have a similar set of rules.

The first one of theirs goes "anything he says is the start of an argument - look, he's doing it right now. only your complete self-control and expert life-skills can stop this continuing into something bigger. and even if you fail, it's still his fault."

See how it all goes now?

The Hibernator wrote:
> And did you like it?

It was quite amusing, raised a few laughs, possibly because of my Hitler-esque moustache.

The Hibernator wrote:
> She fell out with me yesterday.
>
> Tried texting her today to see if she was okay.
>
> No reply.
>
>
>
> I just don't understand women

Rule No1 with women:

Never EVER argue :-D

Kibitzer wrote:
> The only acting I've ever done was in a Year Six production of Joseph,
> when I was several brothers, and Réne Artois in an interval
> Allo Allo spin-off.



And did you like it?

Anyway, gotta go - cheers for your support.

She fell out with me yesterday.

Tried texting her today to see if she was okay.

No reply.



I just don't understand women

The only acting I've ever done was in a Year Six production of Joseph, when I was several brothers, and Réne Artois in an interval Allo Allo spin-off.

I'm glad it's gone well for you Hibey.
How has it gone with that bird anyway?

My hat goes off to the eight-year-old.

Glad it went well for you.

Never had the confidence/desire to do a play myself.