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The only one my sister likes is mario kart 64
I'ts well known that girls hate racing i don't see why
Co-Driver: Square Left
Her: Eh?
Me: He means you got a tight left-hander coming up.
Her: Oh, ok
Car hits a tree.
Her: What do I do now?
Me: Just reverse back a bit, then pull off to your left.
Her: Reverse?
Me: Triangle I think
Her: Oh, yeah, but I can only see a tree in front of me. Which way do I reverse?
Me: Well you're gonna be going left, so reverse right.
Her: Eh?
Me: Pass me the controller and I'll do it for you.
Her: No, s'ok, got it now.
Car reverses into a ditch, audible *crunch* is heard, and pulls away to the left.
Her: Got it now.
Co-Driver: 2 right, jump, gate.
Her: Eh?
Me: You got an easy right coming up, then you'll go over a jump and through a gate.
Her: Great!
Car swerves left then pulls sharply to the right, starting to tip onto two wheels as the back end slides out.
Her: Is this the right-hand bend?
Car flips onto two wheels and starts to fly over the jump, lands on top of the gate. More audible *crunching* is heard, accompanied by the shattering of glass.
Her: Is that the gate?
Co-Driver: Eh?
etc...
Nor should you be pinching fags from them, discovering your dad's collection of racy mags or creeping downstairs at midnight to silently watch the non-encrypted 10min preview of Television X - The Fantasy Channel.
No sirre.
Not at all.
Nope.
That would be bad.
Anywaym you're 15. You should be telling your mum what to so by now*, not the other way around! ;)
*Note: I do not in any way condone the lack of respect for parents suggested above. Nor should you be leeching off them for alcohol by now. At all.
but i have got some pricey stuff in there but it's still not fair waaaaaaaaahh *sobs*
Why aren't you allowed them in your room?
Ah..I see why this would upset you then.
Fair enough.
i dont like her not liking it because i cant't play my best racing games with anyone but she does like f zero x