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"I just smashed my foot off my bed"

I have never sworn so loudly in my entire life... I then pranced about the house looking at my foot and shouting at my brain that I recognised the pain so stop telling me in hurts.

I then lay on the floor shouting at some annoying person on television.

Full on volley into solid wood, lovely.

Nothing worse than smacking the corner of your ingrown toe nail off something.

Wuss

[S]credit to Mattribute

Heh, the nail on my big toe was ripped off last week, was walking up the stairs bare footed, took a step too short and scraped my big toe nail down the side of the stairs ripping it off.

Very, very painfull.

i did kinda the same thing. Badly bruised my little toe. Still hurting to this day. and i did it about a couple of months ago.

I kinda seem to have a habbit of treading on plugs :|

If it makes you feel any better, I've just got a brand new PC, tomorrow off work and am going to see the Charlatans tonight.

Puddin' wrote:
> i bit my finger nail too much and it hurts...

Ah jeez, that's murder on either of your index fingers, I say, because it'll get constant teasing off mouse clicking, or painful stubbing off a keyboard, depending on which index finger you gnawed.

I have it worse...I have an outbreak of spots..and i bit my finger nail too much and it hurts...


Now stop complaining you woman!

Thank goodness my mum isn't here, she would have smacked me.

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My feet are fine by the way. Hope that helps.

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If it makes you feel any better my feet are soaking, i need new shoes.

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