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“Hey Dennis Quaid, leap across this ravine and barely make it. This is in no way setting up a scene later in the movie”
“Ok! Phew, nearly died there. Boy I hope I get to repay this debt in a duplicate scene later on!”
”Ssshhh, get back inside Martin Short, Tiny Dennis”
“Hey Bilbo, these storms look odd. Should we report them to various agencies that monitor storms?”
”No gor blimey, I’m watching the football match on the tele. Apples and Pears”
“What about Tiny Dennis Quaid? He’ll know about it”
”Chim-chimminy Cheroo”
“Hey Donnie Darko, you’re edgy and troubled”
”It’s my dad, Tiny Dennis Quaid. He always lets me down and is never there for me. I don’t like him and can never depend on him or his meteorological advice.”
”That sucks. I want to do sex to you Donnie Darko, but I need to wait for a life-threatening moment to declare my obvious feelings for me”
”Frank?”
“No, that’s a nice clean hobo with a dog. What’s that he’s saying?”
”I’m a non-psycho hobo, man we humans are polluting the environment with our cars and non-recyclable ways. I hope we don’t pay the ultimate price for our wasteful lifestyles. Hey dog, don’t we humans ruin this planet with our selfish lifestyles and attitudes towards the very air that we breathe? I’m in no way spouting clumsy rhetoric designed to appeal towards the new-age caring mentality”
“Tiny Dennis Quaid, I’m your soon-to-be ex wife who doesn’t love you still and is certainly not waiting for a tearful reunion in the 3rd act when I realise that your dedication to your work, instead of driving us apart, in fact saves us.”
“I must warn the President about rapidly something weather that I don’t understand”
“Mr President, we are in danger from danger”
”Be quiet Tiny Dennis Quaid. I appreciate you are an expert in your field, but I refuse to listen to you until it’s too late”
”But the danger!”
”No, I don’t believe your rogue science ways. Now I shall continue to be vaguely mean and stuff”
“Curses. Well I’ll go make up with my son”
“No Tiny Dennis, I hate you. You’re never there and neglectful. Oooh, an aeroplane engine in my bed! That’s strange huh?”
”But I love you Donnie Darko”
”No Tiny Dennis, I’ll wait until later before believing you”
”You are in danger Donnie Darko, from danger weather”
”No, you’re being lying again”
“Hey Donnie, it’s raining, what shall we do?”
”My dad, that I don’t like and don’t believe, says we should stay in this library and wait for him. Boy that’s ironic huh, seeing as I’ve complained about waiting for him in the past yet been let down by him”
”There’s that hobo again”
”Oh wasteful humans, we must change our ways and live in harmony before…too late! Too late! Here comes the bit in the trailer that is the only reason to rent this movie”
“Mr President, weather is killing everybody”
”Curse that weather-expert, why didn’t we listen to him?”
“Because we would’ve avoided this?”
”Curse Tiny Dennis Quaid! Curse him and his pout-trout ex wife that Gladiator stole”
Your reviewer skipped the DVD to the final chapters because he was angry at the stupidity of this movie.
“Well my fellow Americans, as your President, I wish to thank the people of Mexico for taking us in. As a measure of gratitude, we have cancelled the debt owed to us by Mexico. This is ignoring the fact that they have a national debt purely and solely because of American attitudes and the NAFTA trade agreement that cripples their low paid farming and limits the amount they can export, capping received payment and keeping them reliant on US “bail-outs” that amount to basically bribes to a corrupt US-led government. But hey, this is a movie!.
Also, we would like to thank those that we formerly called 3rd world countries, for taking in Americans and being nice to them. As a result, we shall stop funding murderous regimes and planning coup d’etats and installing puppet dictatorships so that we may exploit under the guise of “free trade”. And I would also like to mention the Kyoto agreement, that the USA has repeatedly refused to sign which would limit the amount of harmful gases pumped into the atmosphere by the largest single user of petroleum and fossil-based fuels. God Bless America!!”
“Ok! Phew, nearly died there. Boy I hope I get to repay this debt in a duplicate scene later on!”
”Ssshhh, get back inside Martin Short, Tiny Dennis”
“Hey Bilbo, these storms look odd. Should we report them to various agencies that monitor storms?”
”No gor blimey, I’m watching the football match on the tele. Apples and Pears”
“What about Tiny Dennis Quaid? He’ll know about it”
”Chim-chimminy Cheroo”
“Hey Donnie Darko, you’re edgy and troubled”
”It’s my dad, Tiny Dennis Quaid. He always lets me down and is never there for me. I don’t like him and can never depend on him or his meteorological advice.”
”That sucks. I want to do sex to you Donnie Darko, but I need to wait for a life-threatening moment to declare my obvious feelings for me”
”Frank?”
“No, that’s a nice clean hobo with a dog. What’s that he’s saying?”
”I’m a non-psycho hobo, man we humans are polluting the environment with our cars and non-recyclable ways. I hope we don’t pay the ultimate price for our wasteful lifestyles. Hey dog, don’t we humans ruin this planet with our selfish lifestyles and attitudes towards the very air that we breathe? I’m in no way spouting clumsy rhetoric designed to appeal towards the new-age caring mentality”
“Tiny Dennis Quaid, I’m your soon-to-be ex wife who doesn’t love you still and is certainly not waiting for a tearful reunion in the 3rd act when I realise that your dedication to your work, instead of driving us apart, in fact saves us.”
“I must warn the President about rapidly something weather that I don’t understand”
“Mr President, we are in danger from danger”
”Be quiet Tiny Dennis Quaid. I appreciate you are an expert in your field, but I refuse to listen to you until it’s too late”
”But the danger!”
”No, I don’t believe your rogue science ways. Now I shall continue to be vaguely mean and stuff”
“Curses. Well I’ll go make up with my son”
“No Tiny Dennis, I hate you. You’re never there and neglectful. Oooh, an aeroplane engine in my bed! That’s strange huh?”
”But I love you Donnie Darko”
”No Tiny Dennis, I’ll wait until later before believing you”
”You are in danger Donnie Darko, from danger weather”
”No, you’re being lying again”
“Hey Donnie, it’s raining, what shall we do?”
”My dad, that I don’t like and don’t believe, says we should stay in this library and wait for him. Boy that’s ironic huh, seeing as I’ve complained about waiting for him in the past yet been let down by him”
”There’s that hobo again”
”Oh wasteful humans, we must change our ways and live in harmony before…too late! Too late! Here comes the bit in the trailer that is the only reason to rent this movie”
“Mr President, weather is killing everybody”
”Curse that weather-expert, why didn’t we listen to him?”
“Because we would’ve avoided this?”
”Curse Tiny Dennis Quaid! Curse him and his pout-trout ex wife that Gladiator stole”
Your reviewer skipped the DVD to the final chapters because he was angry at the stupidity of this movie.
“Well my fellow Americans, as your President, I wish to thank the people of Mexico for taking us in. As a measure of gratitude, we have cancelled the debt owed to us by Mexico. This is ignoring the fact that they have a national debt purely and solely because of American attitudes and the NAFTA trade agreement that cripples their low paid farming and limits the amount they can export, capping received payment and keeping them reliant on US “bail-outs” that amount to basically bribes to a corrupt US-led government. But hey, this is a movie!.
Also, we would like to thank those that we formerly called 3rd world countries, for taking in Americans and being nice to them. As a result, we shall stop funding murderous regimes and planning coup d’etats and installing puppet dictatorships so that we may exploit under the guise of “free trade”. And I would also like to mention the Kyoto agreement, that the USA has repeatedly refused to sign which would limit the amount of harmful gases pumped into the atmosphere by the largest single user of petroleum and fossil-based fuels. God Bless America!!”
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“Hey Dennis Quaid, leap across this ravine and barely make it. This is in no way setting up a scene later in the movie”
“Ok! Phew, nearly died there. Boy I hope I get to repay this debt in a duplicate scene later on!”
”Ssshhh, get back inside Martin Short, Tiny Dennis”
“Hey Bilbo, these storms look odd. Should we report them to various agencies that monitor storms?”
”No gor blimey, I’m watching the football match on the tele. Apples and Pears”
“What about Tiny Dennis Quaid? He’ll know about it”
”Chim-chimminy Cheroo”
“Hey Donnie Darko, you’re edgy and troubled”
”It’s my dad, Tiny Dennis Quaid. He always lets me down and is never there for me. I don’t like him and can never depend on him or his meteorological advice.”
”That sucks. I want to do sex to you Donnie Darko, but I need to wait for a life-threatening moment to declare my obvious feelings for me”
”Frank?”
“No, that’s a nice clean hobo with a dog. What’s that he’s saying?”
”I’m a non-psycho hobo, man we humans are polluting the environment with our cars and non-recyclable ways. I hope we don’t pay the ultimate price for our wasteful lifestyles. Hey dog, don’t we humans ruin this planet with our selfish lifestyles and attitudes towards the very air that we breathe? I’m in no way spouting clumsy rhetoric designed to appeal towards the new-age caring mentality”
“Tiny Dennis Quaid, I’m your soon-to-be ex wife who doesn’t love you still and is certainly not waiting for a tearful reunion in the 3rd act when I realise that your dedication to your work, instead of driving us apart, in fact saves us.”
“I must warn the President about rapidly something weather that I don’t understand”
“Mr President, we are in danger from danger”
”Be quiet Tiny Dennis Quaid. I appreciate you are an expert in your field, but I refuse to listen to you until it’s too late”
”But the danger!”
”No, I don’t believe your rogue science ways. Now I shall continue to be vaguely mean and stuff”
“Curses. Well I’ll go make up with my son”
“No Tiny Dennis, I hate you. You’re never there and neglectful. Oooh, an aeroplane engine in my bed! That’s strange huh?”
”But I love you Donnie Darko”
”No Tiny Dennis, I’ll wait until later before believing you”
”You are in danger Donnie Darko, from danger weather”
”No, you’re being lying again”
“Hey Donnie, it’s raining, what shall we do?”
”My dad, that I don’t like and don’t believe, says we should stay in this library and wait for him. Boy that’s ironic huh, seeing as I’ve complained about waiting for him in the past yet been let down by him”
”There’s that hobo again”
”Oh wasteful humans, we must change our ways and live in harmony before…too late! Too late! Here comes the bit in the trailer that is the only reason to rent this movie”
“Mr President, weather is killing everybody”
”Curse that weather-expert, why didn’t we listen to him?”
“Because we would’ve avoided this?”
”Curse Tiny Dennis Quaid! Curse him and his pout-trout ex wife that Gladiator stole”
Your reviewer skipped the DVD to the final chapters because he was angry at the stupidity of this movie.
“Well my fellow Americans, as your President, I wish to thank the people of Mexico for taking us in. As a measure of gratitude, we have cancelled the debt owed to us by Mexico. This is ignoring the fact that they have a national debt purely and solely because of American attitudes and the NAFTA trade agreement that cripples their low paid farming and limits the amount they can export, capping received payment and keeping them reliant on US “bail-outs” that amount to basically bribes to a corrupt US-led government. But hey, this is a movie!.
Also, we would like to thank those that we formerly called 3rd world countries, for taking in Americans and being nice to them. As a result, we shall stop funding murderous regimes and planning coup d’etats and installing puppet dictatorships so that we may exploit under the guise of “free trade”. And I would also like to mention the Kyoto agreement, that the USA has repeatedly refused to sign which would limit the amount of harmful gases pumped into the atmosphere by the largest single user of petroleum and fossil-based fuels. God Bless America!!”
“Ok! Phew, nearly died there. Boy I hope I get to repay this debt in a duplicate scene later on!”
”Ssshhh, get back inside Martin Short, Tiny Dennis”
“Hey Bilbo, these storms look odd. Should we report them to various agencies that monitor storms?”
”No gor blimey, I’m watching the football match on the tele. Apples and Pears”
“What about Tiny Dennis Quaid? He’ll know about it”
”Chim-chimminy Cheroo”
“Hey Donnie Darko, you’re edgy and troubled”
”It’s my dad, Tiny Dennis Quaid. He always lets me down and is never there for me. I don’t like him and can never depend on him or his meteorological advice.”
”That sucks. I want to do sex to you Donnie Darko, but I need to wait for a life-threatening moment to declare my obvious feelings for me”
”Frank?”
“No, that’s a nice clean hobo with a dog. What’s that he’s saying?”
”I’m a non-psycho hobo, man we humans are polluting the environment with our cars and non-recyclable ways. I hope we don’t pay the ultimate price for our wasteful lifestyles. Hey dog, don’t we humans ruin this planet with our selfish lifestyles and attitudes towards the very air that we breathe? I’m in no way spouting clumsy rhetoric designed to appeal towards the new-age caring mentality”
“Tiny Dennis Quaid, I’m your soon-to-be ex wife who doesn’t love you still and is certainly not waiting for a tearful reunion in the 3rd act when I realise that your dedication to your work, instead of driving us apart, in fact saves us.”
“I must warn the President about rapidly something weather that I don’t understand”
“Mr President, we are in danger from danger”
”Be quiet Tiny Dennis Quaid. I appreciate you are an expert in your field, but I refuse to listen to you until it’s too late”
”But the danger!”
”No, I don’t believe your rogue science ways. Now I shall continue to be vaguely mean and stuff”
“Curses. Well I’ll go make up with my son”
“No Tiny Dennis, I hate you. You’re never there and neglectful. Oooh, an aeroplane engine in my bed! That’s strange huh?”
”But I love you Donnie Darko”
”No Tiny Dennis, I’ll wait until later before believing you”
”You are in danger Donnie Darko, from danger weather”
”No, you’re being lying again”
“Hey Donnie, it’s raining, what shall we do?”
”My dad, that I don’t like and don’t believe, says we should stay in this library and wait for him. Boy that’s ironic huh, seeing as I’ve complained about waiting for him in the past yet been let down by him”
”There’s that hobo again”
”Oh wasteful humans, we must change our ways and live in harmony before…too late! Too late! Here comes the bit in the trailer that is the only reason to rent this movie”
“Mr President, weather is killing everybody”
”Curse that weather-expert, why didn’t we listen to him?”
“Because we would’ve avoided this?”
”Curse Tiny Dennis Quaid! Curse him and his pout-trout ex wife that Gladiator stole”
Your reviewer skipped the DVD to the final chapters because he was angry at the stupidity of this movie.
“Well my fellow Americans, as your President, I wish to thank the people of Mexico for taking us in. As a measure of gratitude, we have cancelled the debt owed to us by Mexico. This is ignoring the fact that they have a national debt purely and solely because of American attitudes and the NAFTA trade agreement that cripples their low paid farming and limits the amount they can export, capping received payment and keeping them reliant on US “bail-outs” that amount to basically bribes to a corrupt US-led government. But hey, this is a movie!.
Also, we would like to thank those that we formerly called 3rd world countries, for taking in Americans and being nice to them. As a result, we shall stop funding murderous regimes and planning coup d’etats and installing puppet dictatorships so that we may exploit under the guise of “free trade”. And I would also like to mention the Kyoto agreement, that the USA has repeatedly refused to sign which would limit the amount of harmful gases pumped into the atmosphere by the largest single user of petroleum and fossil-based fuels. God Bless America!!”
Sleep now in the fire.
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The ending had me and my friends in stitches.
THE ICE AGGEE!!
Oh look, America is frozen....but what's this? ANTARCTICA DIDN'T FREEZE?
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The ending had me and my friends in stitches.
THE ICE AGGEE!!
Oh look, America is frozen....but what's this? ANTARCTICA DIDN'T FREEZE?
God bless the bi.
I cant believe it was so popular. It deserved so little.
Man U were beating Celtic 4 - 1 on it.
That makes the film worth while :P
That makes the film worth while :P
Aye, a truly dire film.
Just searching back for my review now...
Just searching back for my review now...
The crowning moment for me was the burning of the books, and the entire leaving of the wooden shelves alone.
Oh, and the CGI wolves that existed entirly to inject a poorly executed action scene in the third act.
Oh, and the fact the weather cleared up as soon as Quaid "rescued" his son (what was he going to do after this? Freeze? Starve?)
Oh, and the.............you get the general idea......
Oh, and the CGI wolves that existed entirly to inject a poorly executed action scene in the third act.
Oh, and the fact the weather cleared up as soon as Quaid "rescued" his son (what was he going to do after this? Freeze? Starve?)
Oh, and the.............you get the general idea......
I love how all involved tried to make it sound like this movie was going to give some insight into the very real threat of climate change, then went and made it as inaccurate as humanely possible.
Also, the chase sequence where Donnie Darko runs from frost was actually quite amusing.
Also, the chase sequence where Donnie Darko runs from frost was actually quite amusing.
I'm glad I never watchjed this.
:^D
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