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"What the funniest name you've ever been called?"

what's the funniest name you've ever been called.....when I was at school we used to call one lad POHAN?????

monkey_man wrote:
> In my old band 'Doctor Monkey', we used to have funny 'jazz names', like such:
>
> Lucas Badoa (me)
> Benjamin Zephania (my mate Ben)
> Davisco Benoni (another mate called Dave - percussionist to the Gods)
> Ali Bedali (Mr Snuggly!)
>
> Oh how we laughed for literally seconds, before realising how terrible we were.

:^D

not my real name..

I also got called Lori-Pop once or twice

Well...that is your name...

I once got called Puddin....

Sewer-donkey

In my old band 'Doctor Monkey', we used to have funny 'jazz names', like such:

Lucas Badoa (me)
Benjamin Zephania (my mate Ben)
Davisco Benoni (another mate called Dave - percussionist to the Gods)
Ali Bedali (Mr Snuggly!)

Oh how we laughed for literally seconds, before realising how terrible we were.

Forest Fan wrote:
> First I was Beef Man and now I'm Chess Man. I preferred Beef Man.

I'm surprised you didn't sniff "Who is Chess Man?" in a self-important manner...

Funniest name I've ever been called is Stumpfornicator. Only the word used wasn't fornicator if you see what I mean/

Mubutu

Ooh My Bannana! wrote:
> i once was called a 'stinking midwife'

Thats the funniest thing you've been called...I bet there has been a lot worst things said though.

i once was called a 'stinking midwife'