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"10 ways not to cut your wrist's!"

1. George bush cannot get elected again.
2. Chav's will all be gone soon.
3. Life can't be that bad.
4. School's will all be gone in the year 2008.
5. George bush will stop acting so dumb.
6. The police will try to be quicker then a hour from now on!
7. People will stop carrying Knife's round.
8. Carol singers will stop!
9. Eastenders will stop!
10. People will stop getting so fat!

1. George bush cannot get elected again.
2. Chav's will all be gone soon.
3. Life can't be that bad.
4. School's will all be gone in the year 2008.
5. George bush will stop acting so dumb.
6. The police will try to be quicker then a hour from now on!
7. People will stop carrying Knife's round.
8. Carol singers will stop!
9. Eastenders will stop!
10. People will stop getting so fat!

Is your carer aware you're allowed access to electronical appliances?

Do you ever engage your brain before hitting 'post this message'?

yeah didn't you like it?

How are those "ways"?

Look a little bit more like "reasons" to me....

And what's worse about your unfunny efforts is that you're be-littleing (sp?) a subject you obviously have no clue about.

crossbob wrote:
> 1. George bush cannot get elected again.
> 2. Chav's will all be gone soon.
> 3. Life can't be that bad.
> 4. School's will all be gone in the year 2008.
> 5. George bush will stop acting so dumb.
> 6. The police will try to be quicker then a hour from now on!
> 7. People will stop carrying Knife's round.
> 8. Carol singers will stop!
> 9. Eastenders will stop!
> 10. People will stop getting so fat!

If schools were shut down in 2008, no-one would have an education therefore you wouldn't be able to become a police man so you couldn't be quicker than an hour (which they already are in most places by miles) and prevent people from carrying knifes around. Also; Georgw bush may not want to be elected again but even if he did what's wrong with that, Chavs being gone will take away the excitement and things to laugh at in our lifes, carol singers are just spreading the words of christ, if Eastenders went, BBC would fill it in with another soap and what's wrong with being fat? Maybe people want to be?

Rant over.

I never post in the creative writing forums but i though i would make a special trip here to see what crossbob have been writing.

My god the pointless threads have been started here too. It's a shame because i though this forum would be safe from him. You have to get used to his new ways of stringing together sentences.

I found insulting him is the key here as he explains the last post because you have taken the mick out of him for it.

10 ways not to cut your wrist's!

Your wrist's what?

Crossbob, you are Officially the joint most retarded person on these forums.