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"Imagine the person that wrote 'Daylight'..."

I'm imagining either long arms, long back hair, and big hairy knuckles that drag across the floor. Or someone with a really, really small head. It's the worst film for blind people to watch. If it wasn't for the explosion at the beginning, they'd think it was porn because of the amount of grunts and "Oh my God"s throughout. And why would a blind person watch porn anyway? For all they know it could be a man and a woman felating a horse, and they wouldn't be able to see their family walking up the path. The worst thing is, I actually saw it (Daylight, not pony-******g) at the cinema. I paid to watch it (again, Daylight) about 6 years ago, and I'm still regretting it now (Daylight). It's really, really, really bad. Except the explosion, because lots of people die, and I reckon they're happier dead and burnt, than being recognised and laughed at by their friends for being in such a crappy film. Even extras in Hercules feel sorry for extras in Daylight. Even extras in horsey-porn feel sorry for extras in Daylight! Even if there wasn't an explosion, I'd still burn my face if I was an extra. The tension is non-existant, because the only person ever in 'mild peril' is Stallone, and he's the star. He doesn't even do a Hackman-in-the-Poseidon-Adventure, which plain sucks, because Sly probably rang up the screenwriter and said "I wan' ma charucta 2 dye, make me maw hewoic, Adriaaaaaan", but the screenwriter wanted to make a nice film and let him live. Only thing is he replaced kittens with toxic explosions, and fairies with Strider from LOTR, who I just noticed has a bit part, but is more or less playing a fairy. He gets squished, I think. It's okay though, it's what he would have wanted. What a complete catshit of a film. Almost like it was made to be put in a film library, to remind us of stock characters when the next batch of s****y 'distaster' movies comes around. It's not even a 'disaster' movie, because those are tragedies. These are more like snuff horse races, because you place money on who you want to see finished off first. It's never the comic relief black man/unlikely hero, because that wouldn't be PC. Ha ha, Strider just got it. Good.

mmm wont read that..theres no point unless you want to hurt your eyes.

eye'Aoe wrote:
> Par-a-graphs.

You're lucky you got punctuation.

That hurt my eyes.

I was stablehand #2 in 'Animal Farm Adventures 14'

A proud role.

Par-a-graphs.

I'm imagining either long arms, long back hair, and big hairy knuckles that drag across the floor. Or someone with a really, really small head. It's the worst film for blind people to watch. If it wasn't for the explosion at the beginning, they'd think it was porn because of the amount of grunts and "Oh my God"s throughout. And why would a blind person watch porn anyway? For all they know it could be a man and a woman felating a horse, and they wouldn't be able to see their family walking up the path. The worst thing is, I actually saw it (Daylight, not pony-******g) at the cinema. I paid to watch it (again, Daylight) about 6 years ago, and I'm still regretting it now (Daylight). It's really, really, really bad. Except the explosion, because lots of people die, and I reckon they're happier dead and burnt, than being recognised and laughed at by their friends for being in such a crappy film. Even extras in Hercules feel sorry for extras in Daylight. Even extras in horsey-porn feel sorry for extras in Daylight! Even if there wasn't an explosion, I'd still burn my face if I was an extra. The tension is non-existant, because the only person ever in 'mild peril' is Stallone, and he's the star. He doesn't even do a Hackman-in-the-Poseidon-Adventure, which plain sucks, because Sly probably rang up the screenwriter and said "I wan' ma charucta 2 dye, make me maw hewoic, Adriaaaaaan", but the screenwriter wanted to make a nice film and let him live. Only thing is he replaced kittens with toxic explosions, and fairies with Strider from LOTR, who I just noticed has a bit part, but is more or less playing a fairy. He gets squished, I think. It's okay though, it's what he would have wanted. What a complete catshit of a film. Almost like it was made to be put in a film library, to remind us of stock characters when the next batch of s****y 'distaster' movies comes around. It's not even a 'disaster' movie, because those are tragedies. These are more like snuff horse races, because you place money on who you want to see finished off first. It's never the comic relief black man/unlikely hero, because that wouldn't be PC. Ha ha, Strider just got it. Good.