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Chapter I
Eden was a lovely place. Full of kittens, chocolate and toilet paper (charmin ultra of course) on tap
Then one day some vegetariian womens rights activists came along and demanded the right to vote. And more wheat.
What horrible people.
Chapter II
The next day, Matthew woke up, After dressing himself head to toe in black, he went outside and hung out with some goths
Goths are mean.
After 3 hours, Matthew had sucessfully rallied the goths to fight against the vegetarian womens rights activists, defeating them instantly
The End
Eden was a lovely place. Full of kittens, chocolate and toilet paper (charmin ultra of course) on tap
Then one day some vegetariian womens rights activists came along and demanded the right to vote. And more wheat.
What horrible people.
Chapter II
The next day, Matthew woke up, After dressing himself head to toe in black, he went outside and hung out with some goths
Goths are mean.
After 3 hours, Matthew had sucessfully rallied the goths to fight against the vegetarian womens rights activists, defeating them instantly
The End
Rubbish.
mattributé wrote:
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> The End
I liked that line.
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> Chapter I
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> The End
I liked that line.
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Chapter I
Eden was a lovely place. Full of kittens, chocolate and toilet paper (charmin ultra of course) on tap
Then one day some vegetariian womens rights activists came along and demanded the right to vote. And more wheat.
What horrible people.
Chapter II
The next day, Matthew woke up, After dressing himself head to toe in black, he went outside and hung out with some goths
Goths are mean.
After 3 hours, Matthew had sucessfully rallied the goths to fight against the vegetarian womens rights activists, defeating them instantly
The End
Eden was a lovely place. Full of kittens, chocolate and toilet paper (charmin ultra of course) on tap
Then one day some vegetariian womens rights activists came along and demanded the right to vote. And more wheat.
What horrible people.
Chapter II
The next day, Matthew woke up, After dressing himself head to toe in black, he went outside and hung out with some goths
Goths are mean.
After 3 hours, Matthew had sucessfully rallied the goths to fight against the vegetarian womens rights activists, defeating them instantly
The End