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"A Christmas Message"

It's that time of the year again, (surprisingly) much to the disappointment of Mrs Claus. I would have thought seeing his husband alive and certainly mobile once again after a three month slumber would have got her juices flowing, but alas, it doesn't seem that way this year.

Oh I'm sorry, I'm rambling on again, ho ho ho... so far it seems our toy factories have kept their output to full capacity, however I have been informed by my chief Elf that Quality Assurance in Factory #4 is down to three workers.. it seems some of the Elves are getting hit hard by the cold, or something else. Mrs Claus certainly has no idea.

Anyway, I'll be off for now, there is a lot to plan and do - I hope you've all been good children and responsible adults - though I really shouldn't complain if you're not, just less work for me to do. Season's greetings to all!

yeah and arrested for taking some cookies and milk i forgot to eat, the git i was looking forward to them when i woke up but there was just a dirty glass and some crumbs

:(

Shouldn't SN be locked up for breaking and entering?

i was in the board meeting anyone that has the baubals to turn up to a meeting in a big red suit with white fluffy trim any a silly hat deserves to get the money he did.

He only makes a quick appearance, the Polar Bears get more exposure - yet the Polar Bears get paid considerably less - Santa's no push over - he charged top dollar to make a quick appearance. A great business man.

i could understand selling out to pepsi though as coke is naff and tastes funny but thats just my view, don't need people going 'wah wah wah i like coke best'

i guess santa had to get a sponsor to pay for raising prices in shops for the stuff the elves couldn't build.

I can't beleive you sold out to Coca Cola.

What happened to you Santa? You used to be so cool.

You should have a word with special reserve (as your saint nick so you have some repect) and have them lower everything that is over £100 by £30 cause that means they would be undercutting most other online sites, i'd rather buy from them but cause of the prices i have to go elsewhere.

Up yours, Saint Nicholas.

>disappointment of Mrs Claus. I would have thought seeing his husband

What a shocking revelation!!

Mrs Claus is male?

If there's no chimney, do you come through the letter box, or do you use some kind of magical crowbar?

And there's plenty more questions where that came from!