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"Always Lowering Prices"

Ever since Linda Barker started fronting them, the Curries adverts have been dire. But with the approach of the new installment of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here", I think:

"That was two series' ago!"

And now they've changed their slogan from ALWAYS CUTTING PRICES to ALWAYS LOWERING PRICES. That just sounds crap! Sack the director...

pb wrote:
> Because it should have been...
>
> 'Always pretending to give you better value to lure in more gullible
> shoppers'

It would've worked for me...

Ozzy Osbourne should front all adverts.

Because it should have been...

'Always pretending to give you better value to lure in more gullible shoppers'

But they ran out of room on the post-it note in the boardroom...

See, you can't actually cut prices, because they don't exist, they are mental figures.

Much like sock puppets.

Ever since Linda Barker started fronting them, the Curries adverts have been dire. But with the approach of the new installment of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here", I think:

"That was two series' ago!"

And now they've changed their slogan from ALWAYS CUTTING PRICES to ALWAYS LOWERING PRICES. That just sounds crap! Sack the director...