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"One Wet Saturday Morning..."

Yep, twice already today I have had to endure the terrential rain that is bucketing down over South Wales.

First of was my Paper Round. After going out for a meal last night, I decided I'd to the bloody thing this morning.

Big mistake.

The guys come round at 12 to check the papers have been delivered, so I basically had no choice. After getting completely soaked in like, 2 minutes, I knew today was going to suck. I then ripped the skin off my little finger whilst putting on through the letter box, smashed my knee-cap on a bar gate and stood in dog pile. I mean, what idiot lets his dog crap on a bloody pavement?

Grrr...

Finally got it done, they had to go home to get ready for football. The pitch was truly awful but seeing as we've missed so many games we had no choice but to play it.

Got completely soaked again after two minutes, this time with comments of 'Oh I gonna kick your face in afterward' and 'Don't you touch me or I'll smash you up'.

But we won 7-0, which was good. I now sit here, feeling very damp with my feet in a bowl of boiling water and a cup of hot chocolate.

Ah well...

Hey, chris whats 'Wola' - is that a customisation of the word Koala?

Paper rounds are awful in the rain, especially with those evil little letter boxes that force you to fold the paper into quarters.

Crumble wrote:
>I then ripped the skin off my little finger whilst putting on through the letter box.

That is why when you get the then sort of letter boxes you push the letter box open with your left hand and keep it open, push the paper through with your right, keep the letter box open and then slowly release the pressure on it with your left hand and wola!

There is rimming involved, though. We just don't consider ourselves in a relationship.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Maybe you could ask your boyfriend to stop rimming you for just one
> second...

You must be confused, my child, becuase I don't have a boyfriend. So unless you were talking to yourself, that comment is pretty void.

Ye, take care Hibey. See you again ;)

Well, I think this is where I leave.

Gotta plan my evening/make some phone calls.

DAMN lack of broadband!

Seeya round...

Oh Christ.

Urrr....it's raining....so...urr...I'm allowed to stay on it.

Shame on you, Crumble! You're in this months top ten posters!

Get away from your computer, you Welsh/normal...

;)

Heh. Manc is a bit lame.

Posh accents

*shudders*

You don't hear too many down here. Most people 'Are veree Welshee and they talk like thisa like and it can get reelee annoyin like'

My accent is Welsh/normal.

Good combination.

Manc! is the usual Manchester insult.

Glad I don't live directly in it, I've got a posh accent, imagine how the townies'd react... *Shudders*