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"18th Birthday Party - The Events"

Like a typical great night, it began off with a problem.

Our car only wouldn't start, ofcourse!

So as my parents argued, me and my two mates who we were taking with us sat back and discussed (oddly enough) hair gel. The conversation soon lead elsewhere, though: girls, the night ahead, mobiles etc.

When the car did get going, we were finally on our way. It turned out to be a very lovely looking posh place. But it was very expensive at £2.75 a pint! We had the entire upstairs to ourselves; and as we arrived fashionably late, other people were already there waiting for us.

I headed over to my mate Ric. He was doing all the DJing/kareoke for us for free, bless him. But there was a problem with the sound system and it was atleast an hour before the music started. By this time, a lot more guests had arrived. That's when it really got going. Dancing. kareoke. Italian buffet including pizzas, pastas, breaded mushrooms, garlic bread, chicken strips, chips etc.

People were soon getting plastered. I made my birthday speech, got an extra surprise prezzie (tickets to go watch The Darkness), danced erotically with some of the girls.

I will just show off by saying I have some FIT girl mates.

There were sparklers, a cake, drunks hailing how much they loved me.

During YMCA, my hott mate Jo even grabbed my balls real hard and wouldn't let go; before I placed my head in her cleavage. The three other lads who starred in a Queen tribute sketch in a show last year did "I Want To Break Free" with me - complete with us ripping our shirts off at the end.

We got high off helium. Got drunk. It was just the best party I could've asked for. I even got a little pretend Oscar award for a gift. IT WAS MINT! A lot more happened, just struggling to remember, so I'll leave it there for now.

Oh, and Cookie Monster was there in spirit aswell. Good lad. You enjoy it?

cookie monster wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Oh, and Cookie Monster was there in spirit aswell. Good lad. You
> enjoy it?
>
> I got lost on the way there and ended up eating in a little chef's.
>
> :(

Ah well, you tried ;)

The Hibernator wrote:
> Oh, and Cookie Monster was there in spirit aswell. Good lad. You
> enjoy it?

I got lost on the way there and ended up eating in a little chef's.

:(

The Hibernator wrote:
> Some people on this site aren't lucky enough to have social lives or
> know beautiful girls. This is just my way of sharing the
> outside-world joy.

THANK YOU, HIBEY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH :' }

what would I do without your tales of beautiful girls? :' }

Ahhh, chips, finest Italian cuisine.

I'm just giving the highlights...

Some people on this site aren't lucky enough to have social lives or know beautiful girls. This is just my way of sharing the outside-world joy.

blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.

Oh and dude, have you never danced with a girl before?

You seem so jittery, like when an 11-year-old finds his Dad's pornos.

gaybys wrote:

> Alcohol is SO COOL!

:-)

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "FIT" is some kind of acronym, isn't it?


Fatty in Tights ?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "FIT" is some kind of acronym, isn't it?
Fit meaning gorgeus.

> And Jo is a man.
Jo being a gorgeus girl.