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Wed 17/11/04 at 16:19
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I was in the kitchen making my dinner..then my housemate walks out of his room, through the kitchen and into the bathroom. I could hear him going to the toilet, then just as i thought it couldn't get nastier he let out the biggest fart you'd ever hear

now i'm not so hungry...
Fri 19/11/04 at 17:03
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Indeed. Here, have a chedder.
Fri 19/11/04 at 16:31
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Mr Flibble wrote:
> That's fun. Second best way to freak people out. The best way is to
> stand behind them in a lift, grab your cheek with your thumb and
> fore-finger, then start wibbling. It makes a fleshy slapping sound.
> Then lick the back of their neck. Watch them freak!

Sounds like billy connolly.
Fri 19/11/04 at 16:19
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Hey smell that or keep that as a present to you it's free with your, Dirty housemate.
Fri 19/11/04 at 00:06
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Mr Flibble wrote:
> Amberfuce wrote:
> I went in a public toilet last week, and this guy went into the
> cubicle next to me, and started grunting, "Ooo yeah, that's the
> stuff, ooo yeah"
>
> That's fun. Second best way to freak people out. The best way is to
> stand behind them in a lift, grab your cheek with your thumb and
> fore-finger, then start wibbling. It makes a fleshy slapping sound.
> Then lick the back of their neck. Watch them freak!

lmao!
Its funny if you go into a cubicle, and start shouting and screaming, and say "Its...arrgh stuck!!!"
lol, we did this, and a guy went out the toilet scared XD
Thu 18/11/04 at 22:17
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Amberfuce wrote:
> I went in a public toilet last week, and this guy went into the
> cubicle next to me, and started grunting, "Ooo yeah, that's the
> stuff, ooo yeah"

That's fun. Second best way to freak people out. The best way is to stand behind them in a lift, grab your cheek with your thumb and fore-finger, then start wibbling. It makes a fleshy slapping sound. Then lick the back of their neck. Watch them freak!
Thu 18/11/04 at 22:13
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he locks his door when he sleeps
Thu 18/11/04 at 20:07
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lmao, when he is asleep, fart in his face, and hit his head to wake him up XD
Thu 18/11/04 at 16:00
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Cong_Man wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> It's just so nasty.
>
> I hate my housemates, one at them woke me up this morning by
> slamming
> the door and talking/laughing/screming with her mates. The other one
> was banging the doors after the farting incident..i want to go home!
>
> Did you choose your housemates or were you assigned them by your Uni?
> If it's the first one, then why on earth did you choose them? If it's
> the second, tough break, you need to find some mates and move into a
> proper student house quick.


There is a website full of student houses for the Brighton/Eastbourne area. Since I didn't get into halls i just took the first house I saw. It's a nice house with internet connection already and so i didn't have to worry about getting it. My mates are still trying to get washine machine and all that so i'm quite lucky. I never met my housemates before i moved in but i assumed (judging by empty vodka bottles) that they was a social lot. Never mind it's only for a year. Unless i quit uni i'm going to move in with people my own age next year.
Thu 18/11/04 at 13:06
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Perhaps she could slowly poison them all with lead and then lie back and giggle as they become so retarded they can't even open a tin of beans.
Thu 18/11/04 at 12:17
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Lawrence wrote:
> It's just so nasty.
>
> I hate my housemates, one at them woke me up this morning by slamming
> the door and talking/laughing/screming with her mates. The other one
> was banging the doors after the farting incident..i want to go home!

Did you choose your housemates or were you assigned them by your Uni? If it's the first one, then why on earth did you choose them? If it's the second, tough break, you need to find some mates and move into a proper student house quick.

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