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So, apparently I go to the 2nd best college in the whole frikkin' country. Weel, the "inpectors" who came in last week say so anyway.

Their "inspection" of "student facilities" were quite "vigourous"
ahaaaammmmm ...

ham

I still think it sucks, though. So you poorly educated morons must be near-suicidal. Good luck with that.

First one to give me a hug wins.

*

By the by: did I tell y'all a nice little story about me doggie?
It's not very pretty, but here we go:

So - parents were away for the weekend, and I had to work all day, so my neighbour checked in on her + let her out to chase stuff and crap everywhere.

When I get home there's all these red stains everywhere ...

Oh my god! That next-door-cockcrump has killed and / or raped my dog

Not quite. She called round later and apparently when she came round before there was blood everywhere in the hall - but no visible marks or anything on pooch.

Oh my god! It's someone else's blood! My house has been the stage of a murder!

No.
So later, dog (she's a golden retriever by the by: bestest dog ever invented) is having her dinner and I hear all this weird sneezing. Go to see and there is blood everywhere - including about 1/2 an inch of it in her bowl - and pouring out her nose.

Oh my god! That next-door-assweb has smashed my dog's nose in!

Well, maybe.
Anywho ... this goes in, random, bloody nosebleeds. Wake up in the morning and there's puddles of the stuff everywhere dotted with clots - the claret strung up the door of the freezer as well. Nice.

Vet says see a specialist ... next week. Cheers for that, fannyslat.
The day before she's due to have an operation to have a look ... I'm taking her for a walk and she starts all this sneezing and hacking and coughing.

Blood, lots of it. Not too nice.
Just as I run over to her, she stops - and there's this massive, black-and-red, jelly-like sticky clotty thing just squatting on the path, deflating with an air of mockery about it.
Again, not particularly nice.

And, of course, it doesn't happen again. Go to see the specialist and she takes £200 for having a look and saying everything's fine. Cheers for that.

Now teh dog is as amazing as always.
rool

But I got to mine, which, had it been taken into account, would've surely made it edge yours.

And I go to my college, making it instantly better.

phi111ip wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> The college I went to was something like 5th or 6th in the country,
> according to average A level points attained.
>
> Mine was number 1, you don't see me bragging!
>
> "I'm number one, I'm number one!"
>
> Seriously, it was!

Hardly bragging, considering FFF had just said that his was the second.

So can I, oddly enough.
But hey.

And so, you still didn't answer.
What is there for you to brag about?

er i meen wots ther 4 u to brag bout

caveat wrote:
> phi111ip wrote:
> you don't see me bragging!
>
> whats there for you to brag about?
>
> did you found the school?
> do you run, teach or administer the school?
>
> no.

No, but I can type properly and I'm not a gimp.

So nerr.

Blank wrote:
> The college I went to was something like 5th or 6th in the country,
> according to average A level points attained.

I like quoting this comment, it's fun.

*foams at mouth*

caveat wrote:
> *opens legs*
>
> thats 4 the dog btw

too ... much .... smut
*implodes*

phi111ip wrote:
> you don't see me bragging!

whats there for you to brag about?

did you found the school?
do you run, teach or administer the school?

no.

Blank wrote:
> The college I went to was something like 5th or 6th in the country,
> according to average A level points attained.

After looking at this thread, I've now decided that there must have been only 5 or 6 colleges were in this table...

Blank wrote:
> The college I went to was something like 5th or 6th in the country,
> according to average A level points attained.

Mine was number 1, you don't see me bragging!

"I'm number one, I'm number one!"

Seriously, it was!