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This is from another site and it made me laugh, I repeat:
It made me laugh (which is all I look for) and it's from another site.
I didnt write it, not me. Someone else.
Anyway, enjoy
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The top ten reasons why PC games are better than ANY Nintendo product:
10: Disney games still suck, but at least they're called "children's titles."
9: Kirby looks like something Duke Nukem picked out of his navel.
8: Goldeneye or No One Lives Forever... 'nuff said!
7: If a PC game stinks, it quietly disappears. If a Nintendo game sucks, it's rereleased on EVERY system as "classic."
6: Would you prefer a small yellow rodent, or a six barrel rocket launcher (UT rules!)
5: You don't have to see the genetic bottom dwellers you multiplay with on a PC.
4: Even PC games suck when ported to Nintendo (i.e. Starcraft, Quake, Duke Nukem, etc.)
3: Game systems can't withstand the violent attacks lain upon them by frustrated gamers (c'mon, you know you've done it).
2: You thought computers were hard to keep up with. By the time you've gotten the feel of your Nintendo system, the advanced/vibrating/multicolor/grotesquely expensive monstrosity is out.
1: PC's have a scantly clad buxom brunette with a British accent. Nintendo has a two foot tall overweight Italian plumber... need I say more?
It made me laugh (which is all I look for) and it's from another site.
I didnt write it, not me. Someone else.
Anyway, enjoy
- - - - -
The top ten reasons why PC games are better than ANY Nintendo product:
10: Disney games still suck, but at least they're called "children's titles."
9: Kirby looks like something Duke Nukem picked out of his navel.
8: Goldeneye or No One Lives Forever... 'nuff said!
7: If a PC game stinks, it quietly disappears. If a Nintendo game sucks, it's rereleased on EVERY system as "classic."
6: Would you prefer a small yellow rodent, or a six barrel rocket launcher (UT rules!)
5: You don't have to see the genetic bottom dwellers you multiplay with on a PC.
4: Even PC games suck when ported to Nintendo (i.e. Starcraft, Quake, Duke Nukem, etc.)
3: Game systems can't withstand the violent attacks lain upon them by frustrated gamers (c'mon, you know you've done it).
2: You thought computers were hard to keep up with. By the time you've gotten the feel of your Nintendo system, the advanced/vibrating/multicolor/grotesquely expensive monstrosity is out.
1: PC's have a scantly clad buxom brunette with a British accent. Nintendo has a two foot tall overweight Italian plumber... need I say more?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lol, that is very funny. I especially like the 'genetic bottom dwellers' bit!!
Lol, that is very funny. I especially like the 'genetic bottom dwellers' bit!!
This is from another site and it made me laugh, I repeat:
It made me laugh (which is all I look for) and it's from another site.
I didnt write it, not me. Someone else.
Anyway, enjoy
- - - - -
The top ten reasons why PC games are better than ANY Nintendo product:
10: Disney games still suck, but at least they're called "children's titles."
9: Kirby looks like something Duke Nukem picked out of his navel.
8: Goldeneye or No One Lives Forever... 'nuff said!
7: If a PC game stinks, it quietly disappears. If a Nintendo game sucks, it's rereleased on EVERY system as "classic."
6: Would you prefer a small yellow rodent, or a six barrel rocket launcher (UT rules!)
5: You don't have to see the genetic bottom dwellers you multiplay with on a PC.
4: Even PC games suck when ported to Nintendo (i.e. Starcraft, Quake, Duke Nukem, etc.)
3: Game systems can't withstand the violent attacks lain upon them by frustrated gamers (c'mon, you know you've done it).
2: You thought computers were hard to keep up with. By the time you've gotten the feel of your Nintendo system, the advanced/vibrating/multicolor/grotesquely expensive monstrosity is out.
1: PC's have a scantly clad buxom brunette with a British accent. Nintendo has a two foot tall overweight Italian plumber... need I say more?
It made me laugh (which is all I look for) and it's from another site.
I didnt write it, not me. Someone else.
Anyway, enjoy
- - - - -
The top ten reasons why PC games are better than ANY Nintendo product:
10: Disney games still suck, but at least they're called "children's titles."
9: Kirby looks like something Duke Nukem picked out of his navel.
8: Goldeneye or No One Lives Forever... 'nuff said!
7: If a PC game stinks, it quietly disappears. If a Nintendo game sucks, it's rereleased on EVERY system as "classic."
6: Would you prefer a small yellow rodent, or a six barrel rocket launcher (UT rules!)
5: You don't have to see the genetic bottom dwellers you multiplay with on a PC.
4: Even PC games suck when ported to Nintendo (i.e. Starcraft, Quake, Duke Nukem, etc.)
3: Game systems can't withstand the violent attacks lain upon them by frustrated gamers (c'mon, you know you've done it).
2: You thought computers were hard to keep up with. By the time you've gotten the feel of your Nintendo system, the advanced/vibrating/multicolor/grotesquely expensive monstrosity is out.
1: PC's have a scantly clad buxom brunette with a British accent. Nintendo has a two foot tall overweight Italian plumber... need I say more?