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Life, a normal thing we all do and all are in, but theres a few stuff Ive learnt over the past few years and Im now scared.
First of all consoles, in the olden days, thats how i like to say it, they has consoles, carp ones, but most of them had bad vireses that really does give you a fright. There are three, some arent bad and some are very dangerous.
Dangerous, worst: 36% of the consoles were dangerous, they could blow up if you played so much, some were quite delicate and if you played one hour next thing you no it your house will be pouring out chemicales and burnt down.
Not to bad, middle: 50% of the other consoles werent bad but could end up for serious trouble for you. If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all.
You never know, that might happen to our consoles, Xbox, Gamecube, PS2.
But im sure, but that could happen, you never know, you never know.
Thats only one part, there are other scary stuff. The other thing is spiders.
Spiders are scary on the outside and some are dangerous in the inside, im scared of all of them.
Worst: Blackwidows, triantchulars and all the other nasty ones can lead to painfull experineces or even death. Ive seen both of them when I was going bird shooting, I decided to kill them and run away incase they have fleas. They bight containes something that the human body cannot withrawn, as it gos in it makes your blood go real low and soon your blood begins to go on the oart you gote bitten, then it all stays there until you die.
Not so bad: The big spiders are really scary, they can bight, but no infection, but they look real scary, and they are scar. Bight can lead to drowzeenes.
Harmless: The tiny ones look a bit scary but when they bight the human body has more strengh then the other and can knock it ou and reagin strengh.
The other thing that is real scary is fleas.
Small little critters, but big problems. theres one type of flea thats on every animal. Rats dogs cats anything. When they die they feed on the dead animal, if they dont like it a human body will do, dead or alive. The flea sucks blood and put backs blood it doesnt want. That blood is to high pressured it may lead to death.
Thats really all, nothing else.
First of all consoles, in the olden days, thats how i like to say it, they has consoles, carp ones, but most of them had bad vireses that really does give you a fright. There are three, some arent bad and some are very dangerous.
Dangerous, worst: 36% of the consoles were dangerous, they could blow up if you played so much, some were quite delicate and if you played one hour next thing you no it your house will be pouring out chemicales and burnt down.
Not to bad, middle: 50% of the other consoles werent bad but could end up for serious trouble for you. If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all.
You never know, that might happen to our consoles, Xbox, Gamecube, PS2.
But im sure, but that could happen, you never know, you never know.
Thats only one part, there are other scary stuff. The other thing is spiders.
Spiders are scary on the outside and some are dangerous in the inside, im scared of all of them.
Worst: Blackwidows, triantchulars and all the other nasty ones can lead to painfull experineces or even death. Ive seen both of them when I was going bird shooting, I decided to kill them and run away incase they have fleas. They bight containes something that the human body cannot withrawn, as it gos in it makes your blood go real low and soon your blood begins to go on the oart you gote bitten, then it all stays there until you die.
Not so bad: The big spiders are really scary, they can bight, but no infection, but they look real scary, and they are scar. Bight can lead to drowzeenes.
Harmless: The tiny ones look a bit scary but when they bight the human body has more strengh then the other and can knock it ou and reagin strengh.
The other thing that is real scary is fleas.
Small little critters, but big problems. theres one type of flea thats on every animal. Rats dogs cats anything. When they die they feed on the dead animal, if they dont like it a human body will do, dead or alive. The flea sucks blood and put backs blood it doesnt want. That blood is to high pressured it may lead to death.
Thats really all, nothing else.
I think thats the first post ive ever read which has made me want to kill myself.
Strafio wrote:
> Cue Meka, for another episode about WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!
That was, quite literally, one of the best posts ever. I laughed so much when I read that.
Edit: Of course, I mean WCA. Don't get excited Srafio. :D
> Cue Meka, for another episode about WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!
That was, quite literally, one of the best posts ever. I laughed so much when I read that.
Edit: Of course, I mean WCA. Don't get excited Srafio. :D
Strafio wrote:
> Awww... Pandy, you'll make him all paranoid about forums next...
>
Heh, I just loved this insane rambling: -
" If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all. "
What?! :D
> Awww... Pandy, you'll make him all paranoid about forums next...
>
Heh, I just loved this insane rambling: -
" If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all. "
What?! :D
Cue Meka, for another episode about WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!
:-D
:-D
Strafio wrote:
> By the by, what was all that about 36% of consoles causing huge
> chemical explosions? I mean, how volatile can silicon based
> electronics be? :-D
haven't u heard?! consoles are the number 1 killer to gamers!
well i'm just going to play some games on a console for a couple of hours.
BANG
i'm melting! Agghhhhhhhhh
> By the by, what was all that about 36% of consoles causing huge
> chemical explosions? I mean, how volatile can silicon based
> electronics be? :-D
haven't u heard?! consoles are the number 1 killer to gamers!
well i'm just going to play some games on a console for a couple of hours.
BANG
i'm melting! Agghhhhhhhhh
Awww... Pandy, you'll make him all paranoid about forums next...
"Now I'm scared to use internet forums because look what can happen:
Worst: I annoy a hacker who hacks into my PC, erases all my files and hacks into my NHS record so they remove all my organs next time I go for a check up!!!
Not so bad: I just get told to "f*** off and die you stupid newbie!", which is hurtful but atleast they didn't try to kill me!!!
Harmless: Everyone just ignores the topic and pretends I don't exist... no one can be nasty that way..."
Just teasing, Mr Zzzzzz! ;-)
By the by, what was all that about 36% of consoles causing huge chemical explosions? I mean, how volatile can silicon based electronics be? :-D
"Now I'm scared to use internet forums because look what can happen:
Worst: I annoy a hacker who hacks into my PC, erases all my files and hacks into my NHS record so they remove all my organs next time I go for a check up!!!
Not so bad: I just get told to "f*** off and die you stupid newbie!", which is hurtful but atleast they didn't try to kill me!!!
Harmless: Everyone just ignores the topic and pretends I don't exist... no one can be nasty that way..."
Just teasing, Mr Zzzzzz! ;-)
By the by, what was all that about 36% of consoles causing huge chemical explosions? I mean, how volatile can silicon based electronics be? :-D
Just think of what you could be doing instead of typing this drivel.
Life, a normal thing we all do and all are in, but theres a few stuff Ive learnt over the past few years and Im now scared.
First of all consoles, in the olden days, thats how i like to say it, they has consoles, carp ones, but most of them had bad vireses that really does give you a fright. There are three, some arent bad and some are very dangerous.
Dangerous, worst: 36% of the consoles were dangerous, they could blow up if you played so much, some were quite delicate and if you played one hour next thing you no it your house will be pouring out chemicales and burnt down.
Not to bad, middle: 50% of the other consoles werent bad but could end up for serious trouble for you. If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all.
You never know, that might happen to our consoles, Xbox, Gamecube, PS2.
But im sure, but that could happen, you never know, you never know.
Thats only one part, there are other scary stuff. The other thing is spiders.
Spiders are scary on the outside and some are dangerous in the inside, im scared of all of them.
Worst: Blackwidows, triantchulars and all the other nasty ones can lead to painfull experineces or even death. Ive seen both of them when I was going bird shooting, I decided to kill them and run away incase they have fleas. They bight containes something that the human body cannot withrawn, as it gos in it makes your blood go real low and soon your blood begins to go on the oart you gote bitten, then it all stays there until you die.
Not so bad: The big spiders are really scary, they can bight, but no infection, but they look real scary, and they are scar. Bight can lead to drowzeenes.
Harmless: The tiny ones look a bit scary but when they bight the human body has more strengh then the other and can knock it ou and reagin strengh.
The other thing that is real scary is fleas.
Small little critters, but big problems. theres one type of flea thats on every animal. Rats dogs cats anything. When they die they feed on the dead animal, if they dont like it a human body will do, dead or alive. The flea sucks blood and put backs blood it doesnt want. That blood is to high pressured it may lead to death.
Thats really all, nothing else.
First of all consoles, in the olden days, thats how i like to say it, they has consoles, carp ones, but most of them had bad vireses that really does give you a fright. There are three, some arent bad and some are very dangerous.
Dangerous, worst: 36% of the consoles were dangerous, they could blow up if you played so much, some were quite delicate and if you played one hour next thing you no it your house will be pouring out chemicales and burnt down.
Not to bad, middle: 50% of the other consoles werent bad but could end up for serious trouble for you. If ypu played to much the connection cable could lose its pace and so can the telephoe cable, if they do they swap around and the person whos on the phone can hear the console noise and someone else could hear the person who speaking.
Little bit, like putting mud on the floor: 10% could hear the people speaking on the phone, thuis could end up as serious trouble.
Not bad at all: The other 4% had no technical difficulties and no problem at all.
You never know, that might happen to our consoles, Xbox, Gamecube, PS2.
But im sure, but that could happen, you never know, you never know.
Thats only one part, there are other scary stuff. The other thing is spiders.
Spiders are scary on the outside and some are dangerous in the inside, im scared of all of them.
Worst: Blackwidows, triantchulars and all the other nasty ones can lead to painfull experineces or even death. Ive seen both of them when I was going bird shooting, I decided to kill them and run away incase they have fleas. They bight containes something that the human body cannot withrawn, as it gos in it makes your blood go real low and soon your blood begins to go on the oart you gote bitten, then it all stays there until you die.
Not so bad: The big spiders are really scary, they can bight, but no infection, but they look real scary, and they are scar. Bight can lead to drowzeenes.
Harmless: The tiny ones look a bit scary but when they bight the human body has more strengh then the other and can knock it ou and reagin strengh.
The other thing that is real scary is fleas.
Small little critters, but big problems. theres one type of flea thats on every animal. Rats dogs cats anything. When they die they feed on the dead animal, if they dont like it a human body will do, dead or alive. The flea sucks blood and put backs blood it doesnt want. That blood is to high pressured it may lead to death.
Thats really all, nothing else.