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Before this story starts, I’d like you all to realise that I want to encourage Sniper to take a proper part in this one so no killing him or hurting him in anyway! Anyone who does so will take his usual part of dying. And if I’ve left you out it’ll probably be because I’m not sure which platform you prefer to be associated with or I just forgot about you :-). If I’ve left you out then write yourself in.
The five of them stood on the hill, all in their red Nintendo uniforms. They were squad Dan of the Gamecube section of the Nintendo armed forces. Dan uk, the captain had the usual gear. A silenced pistol, a pack sniper rifle, a set of grenades and various other gadgets that would come in handy. Darkness, the scout had his tracker as well as his custom camoflage uniform and a range of silenced pistols, knives and explosives for quick stealth attacks. Grix the communicator and best-informed member of the team had various communication gear as well as the usual sniper rifle, and silenced machine gun. Sniper had his Sniper rifle ready. He also had a machine gun too but rarely used it. The final member was Meka Dragon with his flamethrower as well as the usual machine gun and sniper rifle. As you could see, ninty’s style was to use light but tactically effective weaponry.
“Where are they now?” Dan turned to Darkness. Darkness with his gadget in one hand, pointed with the other hand. The squad dropped to the floor and pulled out binoculars. There they were. The infamous Ant, Wookie and 13 other SS men. Sony Stormtroopers. With them there was a final figure, a special agent or something. As he got closer the face became clear.
“Dan2K1” Darkness pointed “I thought he was one of us”
“So we thought,” replied Grix ”but it turned out that he was a spy from Sega. After the Sega organisation was crushed, he must’ve joined Sony to survive.”
“So that’s another then” Said Dan, the ninty Dan uk that was, “We’ll be taking him and the other two captive. That’s our mission objective. All the rest of them are expendable”
Dan looked down at the SS squad to figure out a plan. Most of them had the standard automatic rifle. There were also 2 snipers and one was carrying a bulky rocket launcher. Ant and Wookie had automatic handguns with a chainsaw in the other hand. Dan2k1 had looked unarmed but the Ninty squad new better. He clearly had a several ninja weapons concealed – the traditional Sega arms.
“Okay Sniper, I want you to hit Dan2K1 with a tranquilliser. We’ll need him out cold. I’ll give you the signal when but you have to hit him first time” Dan uk knew he could trust Sniper to do this.
“Darkness, you can see that they’re heading down that path. It turns a corner round the mountain there. I want you to lay explosives around that area to take out the 13 troops. I’ll give you the signal to detonate once Dan2k1 is down”
Darkness nodded. Dan knew that there’d be no problems there.
“Grix, you and Meka go down and hide in the trees. Grix, as the explosives go, I want you to disable Ant and Wookie using the electrical charger. Meka, you’ve got to use the flamethrower to take out any surviving SS troops.” They nodded and went to take their positions.
“I’ll stay up here with Sniper to check nothing goes wrong.”
They all moved into position. Dan followed Sniper as he looked for the best view of the valley below. Darkness quickly got to work, putting explosives under the path.
Ant and Wookie led the squad around the corner. Just as the 2 leaders were parallel with the tree’s with their men a few paces behind, Dan2K1 (who was trailing behind the pack) collapsed. The squad stopped instantly, their guns pressed to their chests and alert. Before they realised what was happening, the ground below the blew. Grix and Meka jumped out of the trees and aimed their weapons at the floored Wookie and Ant who had dived from the blast. They dropped their weapons and got up slowly. The rest of the squad was dead.
Dan uk and Sniper came down the hill. By the time they reached the bottom, Darkness had stripped and unconscious Dan2K1 of his ninja weapons with Ant and Wookie held at gunpoint. Dan uk grinned. The plan had worked perfectly. Now 2 of the most infamous agents from Sony had been captured. Now they had to take them back to base.
** **
It was dark when they reached green devils valley. It was a forest between 2 mountains making it look like green hair with 2 horns on either side hence the name. They travelled a mile into the forest before setting camp. There were some dangerous animals but none as dangerous as a squad of Sony Stormtroopers. The SS men tended to avoid forests as it left them at a disadvantage. The 3 captives were drugged to stop them attempting an escape. Dan uk dropped to sleep.
He was woken up by Grix.
“We’ve got company” he muttered grimly. “There seem to be some on each mountain. Darkness and Sniper have gone to investigate. They should be back in 10 minutes.”
The captives lay asleep. Dan uk was calm. Sony Stormtroopers wouldn’t be able to get them in here. It would take them too long to get to this position and by then the ninty squad could be out of the forest. The 3 were woken by a series of loud explosions. Dan uk cursed. His foe had given its signature and it really wasn’t what he wanted to have. The SS men would’ve been no problem but this was a different problem altogether! Ant grinned.
“So it looks like we won’t be visiting ninty ville after all”
“Possibly not but it doesn’t make your situation any better! I’ve never known the average SS squad to do heavy bombardments like this!“
Ant caught on. “No!”
“Oh yes! We’ve been surrounded by Bills!”
Bills were the term used for soldiers from the MS empire. The PC infantry, and more recently the deadly Xbox faction. The PC infantry were numerous and had great training facilities like the Quake and Doom arenas. They used the usual set of machine guns and rifles but when it got down to it, they liked nothing more than big heavy guns. Only they would be bombarding the forest like this. The Xbox faction was made up of elite soldiers of every type. Ex Sony members who had lost faith in the Sony Empire with the botched up Playstation 2 plan, many of the greatest Sega ninja’s who went to Microsoft when Sega was destroyed, the elitist soldiers from the PC infantry and even some Ex nintys who had left for some reason or other. If they were lucky, there’d only be members of the infantry on those mountains. Darkness returned.
“There’s about 500 MS infantry on the right hill. They’re all armed with the usual big weapons. They must know who we are and what our mission is otherwise they wouldn’t have brought so many men.”
Dan uk cursed. There was no doubt that there would be an Xbox squad somewhere. His suspicions were confirmed by a returning Sniper who had found on the left hill, about 300 MS infantrymen lead by the General Darth Sheepy. What’s more, the infamous Fantasy Meister had been spotted – the leader of one of the most lethal Xbox squads around.
Dan knew what they were going to do. The Xbox troopers were going to spread around the forest. Some would just plough through anything with flamethrowers and explosives. Others would be setting traps and devices to detect if the nintys went that way. Ninja’s would be impossible to spot until it was too late. And no matter who found them, one quick message back to Sheepy would have the entire squad of nintys and their captives vaporised in an instant.
Dan uk sighed. Now their troubles REALLY began!
The five of them stood on the hill, all in their red Nintendo uniforms. They were squad Dan of the Gamecube section of the Nintendo armed forces. Dan uk, the captain had the usual gear. A silenced pistol, a pack sniper rifle, a set of grenades and various other gadgets that would come in handy. Darkness, the scout had his tracker as well as his custom camoflage uniform and a range of silenced pistols, knives and explosives for quick stealth attacks. Grix the communicator and best-informed member of the team had various communication gear as well as the usual sniper rifle, and silenced machine gun. Sniper had his Sniper rifle ready. He also had a machine gun too but rarely used it. The final member was Meka Dragon with his flamethrower as well as the usual machine gun and sniper rifle. As you could see, ninty’s style was to use light but tactically effective weaponry.
“Where are they now?” Dan turned to Darkness. Darkness with his gadget in one hand, pointed with the other hand. The squad dropped to the floor and pulled out binoculars. There they were. The infamous Ant, Wookie and 13 other SS men. Sony Stormtroopers. With them there was a final figure, a special agent or something. As he got closer the face became clear.
“Dan2K1” Darkness pointed “I thought he was one of us”
“So we thought,” replied Grix ”but it turned out that he was a spy from Sega. After the Sega organisation was crushed, he must’ve joined Sony to survive.”
“So that’s another then” Said Dan, the ninty Dan uk that was, “We’ll be taking him and the other two captive. That’s our mission objective. All the rest of them are expendable”
Dan looked down at the SS squad to figure out a plan. Most of them had the standard automatic rifle. There were also 2 snipers and one was carrying a bulky rocket launcher. Ant and Wookie had automatic handguns with a chainsaw in the other hand. Dan2k1 had looked unarmed but the Ninty squad new better. He clearly had a several ninja weapons concealed – the traditional Sega arms.
“Okay Sniper, I want you to hit Dan2K1 with a tranquilliser. We’ll need him out cold. I’ll give you the signal when but you have to hit him first time” Dan uk knew he could trust Sniper to do this.
“Darkness, you can see that they’re heading down that path. It turns a corner round the mountain there. I want you to lay explosives around that area to take out the 13 troops. I’ll give you the signal to detonate once Dan2k1 is down”
Darkness nodded. Dan knew that there’d be no problems there.
“Grix, you and Meka go down and hide in the trees. Grix, as the explosives go, I want you to disable Ant and Wookie using the electrical charger. Meka, you’ve got to use the flamethrower to take out any surviving SS troops.” They nodded and went to take their positions.
“I’ll stay up here with Sniper to check nothing goes wrong.”
They all moved into position. Dan followed Sniper as he looked for the best view of the valley below. Darkness quickly got to work, putting explosives under the path.
Ant and Wookie led the squad around the corner. Just as the 2 leaders were parallel with the tree’s with their men a few paces behind, Dan2K1 (who was trailing behind the pack) collapsed. The squad stopped instantly, their guns pressed to their chests and alert. Before they realised what was happening, the ground below the blew. Grix and Meka jumped out of the trees and aimed their weapons at the floored Wookie and Ant who had dived from the blast. They dropped their weapons and got up slowly. The rest of the squad was dead.
Dan uk and Sniper came down the hill. By the time they reached the bottom, Darkness had stripped and unconscious Dan2K1 of his ninja weapons with Ant and Wookie held at gunpoint. Dan uk grinned. The plan had worked perfectly. Now 2 of the most infamous agents from Sony had been captured. Now they had to take them back to base.
** **
It was dark when they reached green devils valley. It was a forest between 2 mountains making it look like green hair with 2 horns on either side hence the name. They travelled a mile into the forest before setting camp. There were some dangerous animals but none as dangerous as a squad of Sony Stormtroopers. The SS men tended to avoid forests as it left them at a disadvantage. The 3 captives were drugged to stop them attempting an escape. Dan uk dropped to sleep.
He was woken up by Grix.
“We’ve got company” he muttered grimly. “There seem to be some on each mountain. Darkness and Sniper have gone to investigate. They should be back in 10 minutes.”
The captives lay asleep. Dan uk was calm. Sony Stormtroopers wouldn’t be able to get them in here. It would take them too long to get to this position and by then the ninty squad could be out of the forest. The 3 were woken by a series of loud explosions. Dan uk cursed. His foe had given its signature and it really wasn’t what he wanted to have. The SS men would’ve been no problem but this was a different problem altogether! Ant grinned.
“So it looks like we won’t be visiting ninty ville after all”
“Possibly not but it doesn’t make your situation any better! I’ve never known the average SS squad to do heavy bombardments like this!“
Ant caught on. “No!”
“Oh yes! We’ve been surrounded by Bills!”
Bills were the term used for soldiers from the MS empire. The PC infantry, and more recently the deadly Xbox faction. The PC infantry were numerous and had great training facilities like the Quake and Doom arenas. They used the usual set of machine guns and rifles but when it got down to it, they liked nothing more than big heavy guns. Only they would be bombarding the forest like this. The Xbox faction was made up of elite soldiers of every type. Ex Sony members who had lost faith in the Sony Empire with the botched up Playstation 2 plan, many of the greatest Sega ninja’s who went to Microsoft when Sega was destroyed, the elitist soldiers from the PC infantry and even some Ex nintys who had left for some reason or other. If they were lucky, there’d only be members of the infantry on those mountains. Darkness returned.
“There’s about 500 MS infantry on the right hill. They’re all armed with the usual big weapons. They must know who we are and what our mission is otherwise they wouldn’t have brought so many men.”
Dan uk cursed. There was no doubt that there would be an Xbox squad somewhere. His suspicions were confirmed by a returning Sniper who had found on the left hill, about 300 MS infantrymen lead by the General Darth Sheepy. What’s more, the infamous Fantasy Meister had been spotted – the leader of one of the most lethal Xbox squads around.
Dan knew what they were going to do. The Xbox troopers were going to spread around the forest. Some would just plough through anything with flamethrowers and explosives. Others would be setting traps and devices to detect if the nintys went that way. Ninja’s would be impossible to spot until it was too late. And no matter who found them, one quick message back to Sheepy would have the entire squad of nintys and their captives vaporised in an instant.
Dan uk sighed. Now their troubles REALLY began!
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My computer must be infected!
Actually, it's the bugs and Viruses that affect the Microsoft soldiers and stop them from running properly but never mind.
It wasnt long until they were abushed by a group of about 20 Microsoft bugs.
Nothing we all cant handle said Ant they all took cover and wait for the bugs to regroup when they took there chance. The four jumped out guns ablazing but it wasnt affecting they needed an Antivirus a debug or something.
At that moment in time a troop of GC squads saw the ambush and rushed towards to find there teammates in trouble immediatlety they threw all of the remaining antiviruses they had but stil had to battle another five or so of with guns.
The group carried on North creeping past the MS troups, trying not to be seen or heard, the same thing past through all of their heads would they make it...
Nothing we all cant handle said Ant they all took cover and wait for the bugs to regroup when they took there chance. The four jumped out guns ablazing but it wasnt affecting they needed an Antivirus a debug or something.
At that moment in time a troop of GC squads saw the ambush and rushed towards to find there teammates in trouble immediatlety they threw all of the remaining antiviruses they had but stil had to battle another five or so of with guns.
The group carried on North creeping past the MS troups, trying not to be seen or heard, the same thing past through all of their heads would they make it...
Edgy watched from the pilots seat as the GBA squadron bombed the other hill. Many P4 guns started to reveal themselves on the hill the Laptop ship was over. 3 of them blew up instantly. Ant, PB and Wookie had been good on the guns. Another 3 blew up. There was one last set all together in a group around the bunker on which Darth Sheepy stood. Edgy manouvered the ship to point towards this bunker and set it to accelerate at full blast in 30 seconds.
The 4 on the ship immediatly got to the escape pods, ejecting themselves from the Micrsoft battleship.
As the 4 pods left it, the Laptops engines roared and it did what all Microsoft vehicles do best, crash!
The Microsoft base went up in flames. The second wave of GBA fighters bombed the hill, finishing off the MS troopers.
The 4 escape pods landed in the forest. Ant, Wookie, Edgy and PB all stepped out. It wasn't long before the rest of the Ninty's had got to the scene.
"That's all objectives clear" Dan uk said. "No to make our way to the North exit of the forest where the Game and his squad are waiting to escort us to the Nintendo HQ. Remember, this forest is swarming with Xbox squads so stay sharp."
They all nodded and prepared their weapons as they advanced north through the forest.
The 4 on the ship immediatly got to the escape pods, ejecting themselves from the Micrsoft battleship.
As the 4 pods left it, the Laptops engines roared and it did what all Microsoft vehicles do best, crash!
The Microsoft base went up in flames. The second wave of GBA fighters bombed the hill, finishing off the MS troopers.
The 4 escape pods landed in the forest. Ant, Wookie, Edgy and PB all stepped out. It wasn't long before the rest of the Ninty's had got to the scene.
"That's all objectives clear" Dan uk said. "No to make our way to the North exit of the forest where the Game and his squad are waiting to escort us to the Nintendo HQ. Remember, this forest is swarming with Xbox squads so stay sharp."
They all nodded and prepared their weapons as they advanced north through the forest.
Now the Laptop was in position, Dan uk called the base, informing them of the new plan.
The GBA's were going to bomb both hills. The hill they were on had no P4 guns left. The area had been covered completely. The mountail on the over side of the valley probably had a few but Edgy was in position with the Laptop ship to take them out.
After that, the Laptop was going to do what it did best. Crash. Right into the MS command centre on the other mountain.
They're work was done on this mountain. Now all they had to do was escape into the forest and let the Gameboy bombing squadron blow up the remainder of MS troops.
Dan had Grix send a signal to every group telling them to meet in the middle of the forest. The Xbox squad was still at large but they had no fire power back up from the MS troops anymore.
What's more, a Gamecube squad was holding the north exit of the forest. Once they got there it would all be done.
He followed Grix and Meka down the hill into the Green Devil Valley. Now to find out if those Xbox elite where all they were made out to be.
The GBA's were going to bomb both hills. The hill they were on had no P4 guns left. The area had been covered completely. The mountail on the over side of the valley probably had a few but Edgy was in position with the Laptop ship to take them out.
After that, the Laptop was going to do what it did best. Crash. Right into the MS command centre on the other mountain.
They're work was done on this mountain. Now all they had to do was escape into the forest and let the Gameboy bombing squadron blow up the remainder of MS troops.
Dan had Grix send a signal to every group telling them to meet in the middle of the forest. The Xbox squad was still at large but they had no fire power back up from the MS troops anymore.
What's more, a Gamecube squad was holding the north exit of the forest. Once they got there it would all be done.
He followed Grix and Meka down the hill into the Green Devil Valley. Now to find out if those Xbox elite where all they were made out to be.
Edgy led his team down a hill.
"They said tha it was down here so we'll hi jack it."
Ant, PB and Wookie slid down after him. They got down to see:
A Laptop Gunship!
One of Microsofts heavier aircraft. Bigger a bulkier than the more sleek design of the Nintendo's Gameboy fighters but it took more damage and could deliver a heavier punch and Edgy was sure he could pilot one.
They used PB's heavy arsenal to create a distraction out side the back of the ship. MS soldiers poured out of it ready to take on an army. They didn't see 4 characters sneak onto the Ship.
Before they knew what was happening, it had taken off, the lift off blast knocking them unconsious. Now they could plant themselves on the other hill, ready to back up the second wave of Gameboy fighters.
PB picked up the Walkie Talkie and Informed Dan uk of the situation. The MS army was going to have a nasty surprise!
"They said tha it was down here so we'll hi jack it."
Ant, PB and Wookie slid down after him. They got down to see:
A Laptop Gunship!
One of Microsofts heavier aircraft. Bigger a bulkier than the more sleek design of the Nintendo's Gameboy fighters but it took more damage and could deliver a heavier punch and Edgy was sure he could pilot one.
They used PB's heavy arsenal to create a distraction out side the back of the ship. MS soldiers poured out of it ready to take on an army. They didn't see 4 characters sneak onto the Ship.
Before they knew what was happening, it had taken off, the lift off blast knocking them unconsious. Now they could plant themselves on the other hill, ready to back up the second wave of Gameboy fighters.
PB picked up the Walkie Talkie and Informed Dan uk of the situation. The MS army was going to have a nasty surprise!
After they rescued Edgy they made their way to the bunkers entrance. MS reiforcements had come and it was a long fight back to the top.
Yet still in the tradition corny way, no one got hurt.
Dan uk checked his objectives.
"Okay everyone, we need to split up into groups of three to search the mountain for any more P4 weapons. Please remember that the Xbox team lead by FM. Sheepy is supposedly dead but don't count on it."
Sniper looked at him.
"What makes you think that this story will take off again?"
"I've got a feeling that some people might actually read it this time round..."
Sniper went with Darkness, and Dan2K1. They'd be the stealth team.
Dan uk went with Meka and Grix to keep in command and direct orders.
Edgy went with Wookie, PB and Ant. They had to go in a 4. It took both Wookie and PB together to stop Ant and Edgy killing each other.
In their own teams they left the bunker...
Yet still in the tradition corny way, no one got hurt.
Dan uk checked his objectives.
"Okay everyone, we need to split up into groups of three to search the mountain for any more P4 weapons. Please remember that the Xbox team lead by FM. Sheepy is supposedly dead but don't count on it."
Sniper looked at him.
"What makes you think that this story will take off again?"
"I've got a feeling that some people might actually read it this time round..."
Sniper went with Darkness, and Dan2K1. They'd be the stealth team.
Dan uk went with Meka and Grix to keep in command and direct orders.
Edgy went with Wookie, PB and Ant. They had to go in a 4. It took both Wookie and PB together to stop Ant and Edgy killing each other.
In their own teams they left the bunker...
Sniper was fed up.
"We've been wondering around this bunker for ages! Doesn't anyone know where Edgy is?"
The captain answered "We're suffering from a lack of writers. Perhaps if you actually added to the story then we could actually find him!"
They found a last door. Darkness stuck a device to the wall and plugged earphones into it.
"Edgy is in here, they're questioning him."
Dan looked to PB "Set up the rocket launcher."
PB aimed, put his finger over the trigger...
"WAIT!"
Darkness halted the order.
"They're trying to torture him by making him cancel his memeber ship to the NOM association."
The NOM association was a small club for Over Nationalistic Ninty's. It was what the wisest of Ninty members stayed clear off. NOM member ship was something that a ace pilot like Edgy didn't need.
They could wait a few more minutes...
"We've been wondering around this bunker for ages! Doesn't anyone know where Edgy is?"
The captain answered "We're suffering from a lack of writers. Perhaps if you actually added to the story then we could actually find him!"
They found a last door. Darkness stuck a device to the wall and plugged earphones into it.
"Edgy is in here, they're questioning him."
Dan looked to PB "Set up the rocket launcher."
PB aimed, put his finger over the trigger...
"WAIT!"
Darkness halted the order.
"They're trying to torture him by making him cancel his memeber ship to the NOM association."
The NOM association was a small club for Over Nationalistic Ninty's. It was what the wisest of Ninty members stayed clear off. NOM member ship was something that a ace pilot like Edgy didn't need.
They could wait a few more minutes...
Grix had contacted the Ninty base. Now the P4 gun had been destroyed, they could sent in the Gameboy squad. It would take 4 hours to re assemble the fleet.
In the mean time the team had to check that there were no more P4 guns around, to eliminate MS leaders, kill the Xbox squad.
But first they had to rescue some of the Gameboy pilots who had been captured. The first one was Edgy who was being held in the the lower floors of this very bunker.
They blew a hole in the door they had sealed off and advanced.
In the mean time the team had to check that there were no more P4 guns around, to eliminate MS leaders, kill the Xbox squad.
But first they had to rescue some of the Gameboy pilots who had been captured. The first one was Edgy who was being held in the the lower floors of this very bunker.
They blew a hole in the door they had sealed off and advanced.
And he got one. He was probably a bit dissapointed with it, though.
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