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Last night was the local Battle of the Bands finale. I'd already been to one heat, as a couple of my mates were in one of the bands that got through to the final. So, it was only fitting that I went last night aswell. Everybody got absolutely leathered, but I was on pints of water. 'Cos head-banging is a good way to get drunk, I wasn't taking too many chances. A good thing too, beacause some people really needed looking after.
About half way through the gig, I started chatting up a very attractive girl called Emma. She responded and soon she was sloshed. She kept kissing me and messing around on my lap-area ;)
Then unprovoked, she got her breasts out for me! My camera on my phone missed the precise moment, though. She then pulled her jeans right down so I could see her knickers - pink playboy ones reading "Luscious". I lost her later on, as I went to support my friends' band.
I saw her leave later with some guitarist from a rival band at then end. Not before telling me she was only fifteen!
I love these posts, they're sort of 'Look at me, I have a life! Look! Look! Look!' They're quite entertaining actually.
Oh, and nobody cares.
> A drunk girl had a flirtatious liason with you, and then left with
> someone else?
>
> Hard luck.
The leaving with someone else doesn't bother me. The under-age thing bothers me. *Shudder*
> Hard luck.
This was the first thing my eyes glanced across, and they also picked up "girl" from the sentence above it.
I honestly thought it said something else.
Hard luck.
> Wyndham wrote:
> I was there too.
>
> So was I.
>
> In fact, I was that very girl.
>
> OMG WTF HOW!?
>
> But seriously, I could've sworn you had broken your arm or something
> and got depressed about it. Does an arm heal that fast?
I still have a broken wrist, yes, that didn't stop me going out and having fun.