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This is a story I wrote 6 years ago. I just found it and I though I would share. I must have been pretty drugged up when I wrote this.
The airhostess said to the drunken passenger, “Please leave without a fuss”. The man replied, “Get away from me”. The woman asked, “What is your name”. He replied, “Barney Gumbell”. “Please leave or I’ll call the police”. A war breaks out. “Call the police”, the woman screams. “His name is Barney, Barney Gumbell”. The pilot replies, “I didn’t know that cute little dinosaur was out and about”. “He’s not”, she replied. Mr. Walker came to the rescue in a three-wheeler car with a flower on the bonnet. Barney knocked him out with his magic genie. He then stood up and bit the woman’s ear off, but it was scrumdidalyumscious so he saved it for his dinner. The woman was screaming like spaghetti. The man finished her off with an uppercut and then she was lying unconscious on the floor. The drunken man said, “Take that, you mostly good for nothing, over food rating criminal, with an acorn tree coming out off your ass”. The man leaves the plane and drives off in Mr. Walker’s three-wheeler. The car was then found in New York and it had been seen to have lots of tickets on the front of it. Mr. Walker was later arrested for not having a ticket on the plane. The plane crashed one year later and unfortunately Barney The Dinosaur was in the rest room at the time.
THE END
Copyright 1998
The airhostess said to the drunken passenger, “Please leave without a fuss”. The man replied, “Get away from me”. The woman asked, “What is your name”. He replied, “Barney Gumbell”. “Please leave or I’ll call the police”. A war breaks out. “Call the police”, the woman screams. “His name is Barney, Barney Gumbell”. The pilot replies, “I didn’t know that cute little dinosaur was out and about”. “He’s not”, she replied. Mr. Walker came to the rescue in a three-wheeler car with a flower on the bonnet. Barney knocked him out with his magic genie. He then stood up and bit the woman’s ear off, but it was scrumdidalyumscious so he saved it for his dinner. The woman was screaming like spaghetti. The man finished her off with an uppercut and then she was lying unconscious on the floor. The drunken man said, “Take that, you mostly good for nothing, over food rating criminal, with an acorn tree coming out off your ass”. The man leaves the plane and drives off in Mr. Walker’s three-wheeler. The car was then found in New York and it had been seen to have lots of tickets on the front of it. Mr. Walker was later arrested for not having a ticket on the plane. The plane crashed one year later and unfortunately Barney The Dinosaur was in the rest room at the time.
THE END
Copyright 1998
I like the part when Barney does stuff to Barney
Too many Barneys!
Marcini wrote:
> I must have been pretty drugged up when I wrote this.
Yeah, just a bit.
> I must have been pretty drugged up when I wrote this.
Yeah, just a bit.
This is a story I wrote 6 years ago. I just found it and I though I would share. I must have been pretty drugged up when I wrote this.
The airhostess said to the drunken passenger, “Please leave without a fuss”. The man replied, “Get away from me”. The woman asked, “What is your name”. He replied, “Barney Gumbell”. “Please leave or I’ll call the police”. A war breaks out. “Call the police”, the woman screams. “His name is Barney, Barney Gumbell”. The pilot replies, “I didn’t know that cute little dinosaur was out and about”. “He’s not”, she replied. Mr. Walker came to the rescue in a three-wheeler car with a flower on the bonnet. Barney knocked him out with his magic genie. He then stood up and bit the woman’s ear off, but it was scrumdidalyumscious so he saved it for his dinner. The woman was screaming like spaghetti. The man finished her off with an uppercut and then she was lying unconscious on the floor. The drunken man said, “Take that, you mostly good for nothing, over food rating criminal, with an acorn tree coming out off your ass”. The man leaves the plane and drives off in Mr. Walker’s three-wheeler. The car was then found in New York and it had been seen to have lots of tickets on the front of it. Mr. Walker was later arrested for not having a ticket on the plane. The plane crashed one year later and unfortunately Barney The Dinosaur was in the rest room at the time.
THE END
Copyright 1998
The airhostess said to the drunken passenger, “Please leave without a fuss”. The man replied, “Get away from me”. The woman asked, “What is your name”. He replied, “Barney Gumbell”. “Please leave or I’ll call the police”. A war breaks out. “Call the police”, the woman screams. “His name is Barney, Barney Gumbell”. The pilot replies, “I didn’t know that cute little dinosaur was out and about”. “He’s not”, she replied. Mr. Walker came to the rescue in a three-wheeler car with a flower on the bonnet. Barney knocked him out with his magic genie. He then stood up and bit the woman’s ear off, but it was scrumdidalyumscious so he saved it for his dinner. The woman was screaming like spaghetti. The man finished her off with an uppercut and then she was lying unconscious on the floor. The drunken man said, “Take that, you mostly good for nothing, over food rating criminal, with an acorn tree coming out off your ass”. The man leaves the plane and drives off in Mr. Walker’s three-wheeler. The car was then found in New York and it had been seen to have lots of tickets on the front of it. Mr. Walker was later arrested for not having a ticket on the plane. The plane crashed one year later and unfortunately Barney The Dinosaur was in the rest room at the time.
THE END
Copyright 1998