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Got all my stuff nicked at work.
Yeah ... so I left it in the canteen by mistake after my lunch, but still. What kind of chav does that?

And my phone was out of battery, so I couldn't ring it and find a guilty pocket. But it's probably worth about £10 anway.

So ... cancelled my debit card, which (idiot, me) I hadn't signed yet. Fingers crossed no-one decided to spend all my hard-earned money.

And my college bus-pass, which is most annoying, seeing as now I'll have to spend about £5 every day getting to and from the place until I get a replacement.

And my nice new dead-cow lovely smelling wallet, a few quid and a really decent pen some posh bint left behind on me checkout.

rargh ... rather irritating, but there we go.
I suppose I might get it back tomorrow, by some amazing stroke of luck. But I doubt it.

ho-hum.

Also: if you work in a supermarket (losers unite) make sure to speak very clearly when you ask someone of Indian (or thereabouts) decent if they need any help packing.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> But it would have been nicer, of course, not to have my stiff stolen
> at all.

So you'd rather stay erect at the thought of a chav stealing your bag?

Oo-er :P

Oh, and though it's not really very funny, when my mum rang my phone and it went onto voice mail she left a very angry-mum message which almost made me dribble in my knickers.

You can imagine ... trying to be as aggressive and indimidating as possible without using any swear words at all. Poor woman.

It was an already-very-angry looking woman who shouted "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!" at me. I didn't actually understand what the hell happened until a bit later.

You limp now then?

Good luck finding your stuff, dude.

No sign. Argh.
Still don't know if anyone used my card neeva, which would be bloody annoying. *crosses various appendages*

Although, on the up side, I found my bus pass in my coat - which was, slightly ironically, hanging in full view of everyone for the whole of my 9-hour shift.

But it would have been nicer, of course, not to have my stiff stolen at all.

Ack.

Have you reported it? (stupid question I know)

The best thing to do is just quit your job and do nothing for the next year, like me, although my cash flow is pretty limited right now...

The bas tards who stole my wallet and my phone and my other wallet truly suck ass.

Stuff getting stolen is (almost) the worst.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Also: if you work in a supermarket (losers unite) make sure to speak
> very clearly when you ask someone of Indian (or thereabouts) decent
> if they need any help packing.

Oh deary me. I hope they didn't injure you badly.

Heh, stealing your things is a bit pikey-ish.
I like the last note though heh.

Awww, I came on here for real ass-talk.