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Davy the Music Slayer (The Saving Of Sarah)
Davy the music Slayer was in a bar when he got a call on his mobile. “Hello this Davy speaking”.
“Davy this is Fido the fearless. You know Sarah Harding was on a U.K. promotional tour well I just got word that she has just been captured in mysterious circumstances”.
“Ok Fido I will be on my way”, Davy replied
Mean while ….
Bluffy was putting on her makeup ready for work “oh this makeup takes ages to put on but then no one must know I am really a vampire slayer”.
So off Bluffy goes, little knowing she would become a hero to the music world.
Back at his office ….
Davy walks in the door “Ok Fido what have we got on this Sarah case then”?
“Well there isn’t much to go on so far except she was taken at night from her hotel room”.
“Hmm” Davy said “it sounds like we are dealing with the Shadows “
“You mean those nasty vicious vampires”? Asked Fido
“Yes but the question is what do they want with Sarah Harding? This is all very strange but there is one man that can help us”.
Davy picks up the phone and dials “Hello is that Bluffy”?
“Yes Bluffy Speaking”
“Ah just the woman, this is Davy the Music Slayer. Are you busy because we need you on an urgent job?”
“Well what has happened?” Bluffy asks
“Well someone has kidnapped Sarah Harding and we think the vicious vampire group the Shadows have got her.
Suddenly….
A voice can from what seemed like all the radios in the Country “We are the Shadows and we have kidnapped Sarah Harding. We kidnapped her because we want this world to be a miserable unhappy place. Do not come looking for us because you will never find us”.
“So that’s there game is it” Davy mutters under his breath.
“Let us hope we won’t be too late to save her Davy” Fido says
At that moment….
Bluffy arrives in her Bluff mobile and screeches to a halt. She slams the bluff mobiles door and runs up the steps into the office.
“Hello hope I’m not too late”, Bluffy says
“No” Davy says “did you hear the Shadows on the radio”?
“Yes I did and I think I know a way to find them. They will be hidden in a dark secret place where they think they won’t be found”
“You mean”?
“Yes the basement of channel5”
“How can you be so sure”? Asks Fido
“I just know” Bluffy replies
So off they all went….
In Bluffy’s bluff mobile to the channel5 basement as fast as the Bluff mobile will go.
Grinding to a halt they all get out and run to the channel5 offices.
Out of breath Davy says to the receptionist "Hello I am Davy and this is Fido my partner and Bluffy”
The receptionist asks “How may I help”?
“Did you here that Sarah Harding has been kidnapped bye The Shadows on Radio”?
“Yes sir I did”
“Well” Davy starts “it is Bluffy’s belief that they have her held here in the channel5 basement”, “may we go take a look”?
“Yes but I will give you two security guards to go with you to show you the way”
So as they wait two big burly security guards come up and escort them down into the basement
Davy looking at Bluffy realises something is missing” Um Bluffy where is your vampire slaying stuff? You know holy water, wooden stake, and crucifix“?
Bluffy looks at Davy “Don’t you know anything? Those are old hack, watch listen and learn”
As they make there way down to the basement Fido gets a sudden eerie feeling that they as being watched.
“I don’t like this you two I think we are not alone”
Davy and Bluffy just nod
Without warning there was a sudden hissing laugh, Bluffy had heard it before but the others hadn’t.
“What was that”? Said Fido in a startled fashion
Bluffy whispers “It’s the shadow Vampires they are toying with us”
Davy looking at the two guards sees they faces go white, they eyes contorted with fear “Its ok you two guards you may stay here if you wish we shall take it from here”
The two guards just nodded and stood they frozen on the spot
The three intrepid hero’s carry on there quest and walk down into the basement.
Before they knew where they were….
Suddenly without warning two vampire leap out in front of them
“That’s as far as you go” hisses one
“You won’t get past us” hisses the other
With lightening reflexes Bluffy moves behind the vampires and gooses one of them.
They all watch in horror as the vampire lets out a screech and crumbles to dust.
Bluffy laughs “Want a bet”?
Fido seeing what happened gets the idea and with her fearless attitude, while the vampire’s attention is on Bluffy she grabs the other vampire’s bottom and gooses him.
They watch in fascination as the other vampire turns to dust.
Bluffy ^5s Fido “Good going”
“Yeah we make a great team” Fido replies
“We are not out of the woods yet” Davy reminds them
As they walk into the basement to there horror they see a whole horde of vampires at least ten of them.
The vampires all turn to look at them. The intrepid three feel the fear welling up inside them but they know they must go on to save Sarah Harding.
From behind them they hear a deep hissing voice “So you think you can save Sarah do you”?
“I am Davoius, leader of the Shadows, you will never get through my brothers” he hisses then turns to his brethren “attack my brothers”
As they all rush into action Bluffy moves like a cat and gooses one and then another.
Fido joins in and kicks one and as he bends she gooses him.
One bye one Davoius sees his brethren being slaughtered
“Stop!” he screeches “If you kill any more of my brothers I will destroy Sarah Harding”.
Davy looks in horror but then has an idea “Can you two hold off these vampires while I rescue Sarah”?
“It will be a pleasure” Bluffy grins.
So while Fido and Bluffy distract the vampires, Davy rushes past them to where Davoius is hiding in a side room.
Davy leaps at Davoius but he is too smart and leaps to one said hissing as he goes “you’ll have to do better then that”.
Davy seeing Sarah Harding all tied up suddenly finds a new resolve and leaps behind Davoius and gooses both butt cheeks.
Davoius lets out a high piercing shriek “No!” and with this he fades his skin turns to rugs and all that’s left is a skeleton.
Sarah lets out a “mmm” Davy grabs a knife and cuts her free “thank you she replies I though I was a gonna”
“We are not out the woods yet you stay here”
Sarah just nods weakly
Davy goes back in the main room to help the other two and sees they have got most of the vampires. He leaps up to one and gooses her, a female vampire "thought you two might need a hand here”
“Thanks Davy but we were doing fine” Fido says “right Bluffy”?
Bluffy grins “That is right”.
Davy goes back to Sarah “are you ok”?
“I am rather shaken but otherwise I am ok” with this Sarah kisses Davy” that was for saving my life thank you”
Davy blushes slightly “think nothing of it”
Together with the other two heroes they walk up back to main reception knowing they job is now done.
“How can I repay you three for saving my life”? “I know I’ll sing a song” “It’s the sound of the underground”.
“The three heroes as one shout “Oh No!!!” cover their ears and run as fast as they possibly can.
The End
Davy the music Slayer was in a bar when he got a call on his mobile. “Hello this Davy speaking”.
“Davy this is Fido the fearless. You know Sarah Harding was on a U.K. promotional tour well I just got word that she has just been captured in mysterious circumstances”.
“Ok Fido I will be on my way”, Davy replied
Mean while ….
Bluffy was putting on her makeup ready for work “oh this makeup takes ages to put on but then no one must know I am really a vampire slayer”.
So off Bluffy goes, little knowing she would become a hero to the music world.
Back at his office ….
Davy walks in the door “Ok Fido what have we got on this Sarah case then”?
“Well there isn’t much to go on so far except she was taken at night from her hotel room”.
“Hmm” Davy said “it sounds like we are dealing with the Shadows “
“You mean those nasty vicious vampires”? Asked Fido
“Yes but the question is what do they want with Sarah Harding? This is all very strange but there is one man that can help us”.
Davy picks up the phone and dials “Hello is that Bluffy”?
“Yes Bluffy Speaking”
“Ah just the woman, this is Davy the Music Slayer. Are you busy because we need you on an urgent job?”
“Well what has happened?” Bluffy asks
“Well someone has kidnapped Sarah Harding and we think the vicious vampire group the Shadows have got her.
Suddenly….
A voice can from what seemed like all the radios in the Country “We are the Shadows and we have kidnapped Sarah Harding. We kidnapped her because we want this world to be a miserable unhappy place. Do not come looking for us because you will never find us”.
“So that’s there game is it” Davy mutters under his breath.
“Let us hope we won’t be too late to save her Davy” Fido says
At that moment….
Bluffy arrives in her Bluff mobile and screeches to a halt. She slams the bluff mobiles door and runs up the steps into the office.
“Hello hope I’m not too late”, Bluffy says
“No” Davy says “did you hear the Shadows on the radio”?
“Yes I did and I think I know a way to find them. They will be hidden in a dark secret place where they think they won’t be found”
“You mean”?
“Yes the basement of channel5”
“How can you be so sure”? Asks Fido
“I just know” Bluffy replies
So off they all went….
In Bluffy’s bluff mobile to the channel5 basement as fast as the Bluff mobile will go.
Grinding to a halt they all get out and run to the channel5 offices.
Out of breath Davy says to the receptionist "Hello I am Davy and this is Fido my partner and Bluffy”
The receptionist asks “How may I help”?
“Did you here that Sarah Harding has been kidnapped bye The Shadows on Radio”?
“Yes sir I did”
“Well” Davy starts “it is Bluffy’s belief that they have her held here in the channel5 basement”, “may we go take a look”?
“Yes but I will give you two security guards to go with you to show you the way”
So as they wait two big burly security guards come up and escort them down into the basement
Davy looking at Bluffy realises something is missing” Um Bluffy where is your vampire slaying stuff? You know holy water, wooden stake, and crucifix“?
Bluffy looks at Davy “Don’t you know anything? Those are old hack, watch listen and learn”
As they make there way down to the basement Fido gets a sudden eerie feeling that they as being watched.
“I don’t like this you two I think we are not alone”
Davy and Bluffy just nod
Without warning there was a sudden hissing laugh, Bluffy had heard it before but the others hadn’t.
“What was that”? Said Fido in a startled fashion
Bluffy whispers “It’s the shadow Vampires they are toying with us”
Davy looking at the two guards sees they faces go white, they eyes contorted with fear “Its ok you two guards you may stay here if you wish we shall take it from here”
The two guards just nodded and stood they frozen on the spot
The three intrepid hero’s carry on there quest and walk down into the basement.
Before they knew where they were….
Suddenly without warning two vampire leap out in front of them
“That’s as far as you go” hisses one
“You won’t get past us” hisses the other
With lightening reflexes Bluffy moves behind the vampires and gooses one of them.
They all watch in horror as the vampire lets out a screech and crumbles to dust.
Bluffy laughs “Want a bet”?
Fido seeing what happened gets the idea and with her fearless attitude, while the vampire’s attention is on Bluffy she grabs the other vampire’s bottom and gooses him.
They watch in fascination as the other vampire turns to dust.
Bluffy ^5s Fido “Good going”
“Yeah we make a great team” Fido replies
“We are not out of the woods yet” Davy reminds them
As they walk into the basement to there horror they see a whole horde of vampires at least ten of them.
The vampires all turn to look at them. The intrepid three feel the fear welling up inside them but they know they must go on to save Sarah Harding.
From behind them they hear a deep hissing voice “So you think you can save Sarah do you”?
“I am Davoius, leader of the Shadows, you will never get through my brothers” he hisses then turns to his brethren “attack my brothers”
As they all rush into action Bluffy moves like a cat and gooses one and then another.
Fido joins in and kicks one and as he bends she gooses him.
One bye one Davoius sees his brethren being slaughtered
“Stop!” he screeches “If you kill any more of my brothers I will destroy Sarah Harding”.
Davy looks in horror but then has an idea “Can you two hold off these vampires while I rescue Sarah”?
“It will be a pleasure” Bluffy grins.
So while Fido and Bluffy distract the vampires, Davy rushes past them to where Davoius is hiding in a side room.
Davy leaps at Davoius but he is too smart and leaps to one said hissing as he goes “you’ll have to do better then that”.
Davy seeing Sarah Harding all tied up suddenly finds a new resolve and leaps behind Davoius and gooses both butt cheeks.
Davoius lets out a high piercing shriek “No!” and with this he fades his skin turns to rugs and all that’s left is a skeleton.
Sarah lets out a “mmm” Davy grabs a knife and cuts her free “thank you she replies I though I was a gonna”
“We are not out the woods yet you stay here”
Sarah just nods weakly
Davy goes back in the main room to help the other two and sees they have got most of the vampires. He leaps up to one and gooses her, a female vampire "thought you two might need a hand here”
“Thanks Davy but we were doing fine” Fido says “right Bluffy”?
Bluffy grins “That is right”.
Davy goes back to Sarah “are you ok”?
“I am rather shaken but otherwise I am ok” with this Sarah kisses Davy” that was for saving my life thank you”
Davy blushes slightly “think nothing of it”
Together with the other two heroes they walk up back to main reception knowing they job is now done.
“How can I repay you three for saving my life”? “I know I’ll sing a song” “It’s the sound of the underground”.
“The three heroes as one shout “Oh No!!!” cover their ears and run as fast as they possibly can.
The End
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*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Wow, that smells!
not as much as a pot curry ....... eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww :P
> Wow, that smells!
not as much as a pot curry ....... eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww :P
Wow, that smells!
*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> *slaps davyboy*
slaps you back with a smelly trout :P
> *slaps davyboy*
slaps you back with a smelly trout :P
*slaps davyboy*
Azul Weekly wrote:
> And its author, a punch.
thanks I fancy a drink :P
> And its author, a punch.
thanks I fancy a drink :P
And its author, a punch.
That story deserved a bad-dum tsch at the end.
That makes about as much sense as ironing your clothes with a cheesegrater. And I only read the first few lines...
What a brilliant way to kick the forum off... No really.
I know it aint that good but it was an idea I had a while back lol
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