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"I have a friend who calls the Internet 'T'internet'."

Tinternet.

It sounds so bloody stupid.

In t'face?

Slap him. Hard.

Then never speak to him again. Ever.

You think thats sad? I knew someone who called the internet the "internety" and so his internet firends were called his "internety friendies".

I ran away. Very fast.

in't'box

I agree.

Kill yourself.

just readin this makes me wonder why i even bother

people in Yorkshire actually say it.

It's a shortening of 'the' before a word.

The Internet becomes T'internet

The shop becomes T'shop

and so forth.

It's also a Peter Kay thing.

Have you put t'corpse under t'patio?

Is it from a TV show?

You know Peter Kay?