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"What would you do if..."

... you found out you parents had been porn stars?

I played 'tached plumber #4 in most

I've personally guest starred in many a monkey_man production

Your Honour wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I know they did/do it, they know I do it, we're all as ashamed as
> each
> other.
>
>
> You, your mum and your dad are/were all porn stars!?

Yeah, why not.

Hoho.

Mentioned in another thread somewhere - 'When Porn Goes Wrong'

Think "Christ, the industry must have been scrapping the bottom of the barrel".

monkey_man wrote:
I know they did/do it, they know I do it, we're all as ashamed as each
other.


You, your mum and your dad are/were all porn stars!?

ßulle†† wrote:
> Ask them where all the bloody money went.
>
> It wouldn't bother me, I'd just pray to God I didn't stumble across
> their 'work' on the Internet...

Couldn't put it better myself. Definiatly sort money issue out. I would also ask them if they still had connections in the business & if they could hook me up with a fit female porn star. I better she could chow me a trick or 100.

monkey_man wrote:
> One good reason not to go hunting milf porn.

:D

ßulle†† wrote:
> Ask them where all the bloody money went.
>
> It wouldn't bother me, I'd just pray to God I didn't stumble across
> their 'work' on the Internet...

One good reason not to go hunting milf porn. Wouldn't bother me, I know they did/do it, they know I do it, we're all as ashamed as each other.

Ask them where all the bloody money went.

It wouldn't bother me, I'd just pray to God I didn't stumble across their 'work' on the Internet...