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"How to kill yourself like a man..."

DON'T take this seriously, all you sad suicidal teenagers.

[URL]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide[/URL]

Yes, another Maddox page, but hey, it's Maddox!

DON'T take this seriously, all you sad suicidal teenagers.

[URL]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide[/URL]

Yes, another Maddox page, but hey, it's Maddox!

'Lick a Hooker's anus'

Aha.

The Cadbury one was pretty good aswell.

But no, I'm not a suicidal teenager. I enjoy my life and would like to live for another 60+ years.

Good, good. At least you saw the funny side.

Approximately 87.5% of Ukchatforums.com users will either not 'get it' or not find it funny. Shame on them.

EDIT - Another sad truth is that 94.62% of that above percentage will pretend to find it funny, to fit in and stuff. I feel sorry for their Mothers.

Dear me, that is worrying.

This is great stuff. "Lick a hookers ar*e" never thought of thats as a suicide stunt. Now if merm wanted a day off school he should try that, he could also loss his virginity as well.

The best one was holding your breath. Wait 10 minutes and then go to step 3.

EDIT 94.62%

*weeps, that's me in there isn't it :)

Ineedsleep wrote:
> The best one was holding your breath :)

Or the cream eggs.

"Not across the street"
"Not down the highway"
"Across the jugular"

Hahaha.

Maddox rocks.

Not really one of Maddox's best things.
Good nonetheless, mind.

Ummmm.... ok then...