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"I was almost dead."

Some stupid b*tch yapping on her phone whilst on the motorway almost bashed me into the central fence-thing as I was overtaking her. I bloody hate retards who talk on their phone whilst driving. I seriously felt like ramming her into the lorry that was in the 'slow' lane.

And that was my drama for the day.

I cant count the number of times ive almost been in an accident at the hands of some careless bas. But i have to drive, so i prefer not to think about it.

It's my life story.

That is you taking the skit isn't it?

You think that's bad?
Whilst I was talking to my mate on the phone the other day, some guy in a truck rammed me!

Fortunately the car at the other side took most of the damage as I was pushed into it and it toppled over the side of teh road.

Damn truck.

Go ahead.

This thread already has me aching for a gun, can't get much worse. :D

Eek - don't even get me started on bimbos driving on the motorway network!

About three months ago I saw a kid be knock over by a woman on the phone. Crazy b*tch was going throw quite a busy street when the kid (about 13) was crossing at crossings. The kid was in a bad way & the woman just said that she didn't see him, or the red light tell her to stop. I think she got done for careless driving & the kid got two broken legs & a broken collar bone for the pleasure.

Yep, had major trouble yesterday.

Signalled right on my bike and decided to stop rather than turn because the car behind me was going a little too fast for my liking. Little **** went straight by my right, so if I'd have turned they'd have hit me at 30+.

Some stupid b*tch yapping on her phone whilst on the motorway almost bashed me into the central fence-thing as I was overtaking her. I bloody hate retards who talk on their phone whilst driving. I seriously felt like ramming her into the lorry that was in the 'slow' lane.

And that was my drama for the day.