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"Went out last night..."

I've got a seminar now, and I'm still p*ssed!

Woooooooo!

If there's anything more fun than sitting in a seminar while 'slightly intoxicated,' please tell me!

I'm going to suffer later, I must drink water.

Damn and it had to be me.

I'd resisted the urge earlier as well :D

I was waiting for someone to comment on that!

I could say that as he is a bloke he was born with a 'beating stick' but I wouldn't really say anything like that :)

And now you've got a beating stick so you can happily beat drunks when they annoy you, right? :c)

The perks of being in the police.

I remember bumping into some guy ages ago when I was 16. He was huge and it caused him to spill his pint. I went to say sorry but he just hugged me and said, "soz mate".

Then when I was in a club in Cambs a few months back some bloke backed up into me. He turned round saying, "what the fu..." He then saw my bright yellow jacket and said sorry.

Some drunks are nice, some are numpties.

I bumped into some guy on the dance floor. He put his arm around me and said sorry to me.

That's a good drunk person, I always say sorry even if they walk into me! Saves on geting beaten up!

Ineedsleep wrote:
> No comment!
>
> * just kidding :D

Just got some. All sorted now.

Super Kev wrote:

> I need help.

No comment!

* just kidding :D

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Now there is a wise bloke. Couldn't see your way clear to sorting
> the rest of the male population out could you?

I need help. Help me first. HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!

phi11ipa wrote:
> I don't do 'absolutely sh*tfaced,' I stop when I get to the point when
> I start dancing, that's my limit!
>

Now there is a wise bloke. Couldn't see your way clear to sorting the rest of the male population out could you?

EDIT: I meant the stop drinking when you start dancing. Sometimes you don't half cop for some strange sights when some blokes start dancing :)